Recruiting Forum Football Talk III

[SmokinBob]

Barry...and TY!

I was gonna say Mister...as in Mr SweetasSoda!

 

[SweetasSoda]

I was gonna say Mister...as in Mr SweetasSoda!

Nobody has ever called him sweet! Blunt, straight forward, honest...definitely. When we were dating there was a song out about loving you more than the stars, etc. So while we were in the parking lot of his parent's laundromat I ask, "How much do you love me?" He thought a minute and said, "Five gallons!" I was like 5 gallons? Really???? He said, "Pour it out and mop it up and see if it's not a lot!" Apparently he had spilled 5 gallons and had to mop it up in the laundromat when cleaning up.

 

[cHiZzLeVOL]

Good things happen to those who bait

Until that fine comes in….

 

[Volsdeep4]

Until that fine comes in….

Fine?! This is for the cows!

 

[OGbabyaviVol]

Off topic. So whats the deal with Roblox? My 9 yr old plays all the time, even watches YouTube videos of other people playing.

My daughter is 11 and wants to play it all the time. When they became public, I invested a little in it, as I think it will end up taking off with other business ideas they have for the future. We will see how it does.

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

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You guys are psychotic..and now I know why you and the others don't reply to posts directed to you a lot of times.

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

Heck, I’d pay to drive the range cart.

I bet I could snap hook a 7 iron into the press box..

 

[Brillovol]

Tennessee probably adds another linebacker through the transfer portal according to AP.

Just what the doctor ordered.

 

[UTMVol76]

Just what the doctor ordered.

Maybe that kid from Murray St?

 

[UTMVol76]

Nobody has ever called him sweet! Blunt, straight forward, honest...definitely. When we were dating there was a song out about loving you more than the stars, etc. So while we were in the parking lot of his parent's laundromat I ask, "How much do you love me?" He thought a minute and said, "Five gallons!" I was like 5 gallons? Really???? He said, "Pour it out and mop it up and see if it's not a lot!" Apparently he had spilled 5 gallons and had to mop it up in the laundromat when cleaning up.

We men folk are a special breed!

 

[franklinpence]

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[Vfl2407]

Maybe that kid from Murray St?

We can just say we got him from MSU and people will think it’s Miss State or Mich State.

 

[franklinpence]

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Wife and I took a few days and went a little further south. Back at the grind today, but the time away was nice.

 

[Jackcrevol]

Wife and I took a few days and went a little further south. Back at the grind today, but the time away was nice. View attachment 369191

looks like Treasure Coast of Fl

 

[drvenner]

Eight Men Out will do that for you too.

Such a tragic tale. Shoeless Joe was one of the best players of all time and he took money, even if he did not actually throw any games. I think Commiskey shares in the blame but these players made terrible decisions.

 

[WarMachine]

Is Butch Jones on UNC staff.

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He is their spirit animal.

 

[Glitch]

Hey Glitch,
What are the reward levels?
I am at 5665 now. Really want a Cheagle to protect my other animals...
Thanks in advance...

5000 gets you an invite to the BBQ

10000 gets you a private tour of @frank 's modest 50 bedroom home and the manicure 100 acre estate grounds.

15000 gets you the opportunity to pet a Cheadle and feed it bits of meat made of the different mascots of the other SEC teams. (Even the Commodores)

20000 gets you an actual ride on a cheagle with a cheagle handler.

25000 gets you a solo ride.


I think those are correct.

 

[VolsDoc81TX]

5000 gets you an invite to the BBQ

10000 gets you a private tour of @frank 's modest 50 bedroom home and the manicure 100 acre estate grounds.

15000 gets you the opportunity to pet a Cheadle and feed it bits of meat made of the different mascots of the other SEC teams. (Even the Commodores)

20000 gets you an actual ride on a cheagle with a cheagle handler.

25000 gets you a solo ride.


I think those are correct.

I guess I better win the lottery so I can get a black market Cheagle...

 

[drvenner]

5000 gets you an invite to the BBQ

10000 gets you a private tour of @frank 's modest 50 bedroom home and the manicure 100 acre estate grounds.

15000 gets you the opportunity to pet a Cheadle and feed it bits of meat made of the different mascots of the other SEC teams. (Even the Commodores)

20000 gets you an actual ride on a cheagle with a cheagle handler.

25000 gets you a solo ride.


I think those are correct.

What does 4 get you?

 

[drvenner]

What does 4 get you?

Never mind. I done clicked it.

 

[Vols4us]

Just rewatched Moneyball again, such a great movie. Makes me realize even more that there is more than one way to win. I see some parallels with this staff.

Great observation and I agree.

If you do not have the built-in advantages/system (Bama, Clemson, OSU, etc.), you better be innovative if you want to get to the top. That's why I'm all in on Heup/staff.

 

[Leeleesteeth]

See that NCAA is once again seeing how much they can complicate a playoff system. I would take the simple-minded approach (my wife says that's appropriate). 10 Conference Champs plus 6 at large. Make reg season plus Conference Championships Max of 12 games. Requires 4 weeks and 14 Bowls plus Championship site in week 4. Keep the non-playoff bowls in place, they still mean something to enough programs to make them worthwhile. Come up with a seeding criteria and roll on.

 

[rekinhavoc]

5000 gets you an invite to the BBQ

10000 gets you a private tour of @frank 's modest 50 bedroom home and the manicure 100 acre estate grounds.

15000 gets you the opportunity to pet a Cheadle and feed it bits of meat made of the different mascots of the other SEC teams. (Even the Commodores)

20000 gets you an actual ride on a cheagle with a cheagle handler.

25000 gets you a solo ride.


I think those are correct.

And the next thing you know you're the new up and comer in Frank's Amway pyramid.

 

[RikidyBones]

Getting ready for a trial via zoom (for work) and I'm definitely only dressed fancy from the waist up. Nothing like a dress shirt, tie and jacket with orange basketball shorts and no shoes.

 

[bignewt]

5000 gets you an invite to the BBQ

10000 gets you a private tour of @frank 's modest 50 bedroom home and the manicure 100 acre estate grounds.

15000 gets you the opportunity to pet a Cheadle and feed it bits of meat made of the different mascots of the other SEC teams. (Even the Commodores)

20000 gets you an actual ride on a cheagle with a cheagle handler.

25000 gets you a solo ride.


I think those are correct.

I know this hasn't been revealed to you yet but @frank told me I could let it slip to give you something more to aspire to:

35000 You are given your very own cheagle as long as you name him after a VFL. Mine is a majestic beast named Al Wilson.

40000 Your cheagle starts presenting steaming hot paninis to your door as if they are gifts. Let me tell you, they are delicious.

50000 Your cheagle reveals under a luminous full moon that teleportation is now within your grasp. You immediately ask him if you can go kill baby Hitler. He explains in an eagle voice with a hint of a Scottish accent what teleportation actually is.

75000 Apparently Alexandra Daddario falls in love with you and you both fly on Al Wilson to a secret Utopia located somewhere in Patagonia. I've already packed my bag full of retro UT football tees.