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Win football games again and the dark cloud lifts.. it’s that simple
It’s best to say this in song...(Mr. Blue Sky by ELO sums up this year and our decade of despair quite well)
Sun is shinin' in the sky
There ain't a cloud in sight
It's stopped rainin' everybody's in the play
And don't you know
It's a beautiful new day, hey hey
Runnin' down the avenue
See how the sun shines brightly in the city
On the streets where once was pity
Mr. Blue Sky is living here today, hey hey
Mr. Blue Sky please tell us why
You had to hide away for so long (so long)
Where did we go wrong?
Mr. Blue Sky please tell us why
You had to hide away for so long (so long)
Where did we go wrong?
Hey you with the pretty face
Welcome to the human race
A celebration, Mr. Blue Sky's up there waitin'
And today is the day we've waited for
Oh Mr. Blue Sky please tell us why
You had to hide away for so long (so long)
Where did we go wrong?
The Sun is gonna shine again, sun is gonna shine again...
The sun will come out on 9/2/2021. By December 2021, the Volunteer sunshine will be so bright thanks the rest of the SEC will think it’s gone supernova.
Tennessee is going to score so fast and so often that our opponents will think that the band is stuck in a loop repeating Rocky Top endlessly from kickoff to 00:00. This is the year the SEC remembers why they all hate Rocky Top!
Tell them we’re coming and Hell is coming with us. Tennessee will score more points in the first three games of 2021 than in the entire 2020 season. gators defense will be so tired by halftime that they will beg their coach to just opt out. At the end of the gator game Coach Ekeler’s scream of triumph will be heard around the world. This is the year that saban thinks retirement is looking good. Bowl cut will be crying in a fetal position wondering why oh why couldn’t pruitt cheat better like poppa saban taught them... lame’s team will get a brutal lesson by a defense that practices against CJH’s offensive scheme everyday. The rest of the SEC will wish for the good ole days of Tennessee’s last decade.
Come at me!
