Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

[hog88]

Let me get some background. Do you have one (or two) of those smokestack exhausts coming out of the bed of the truck behind the cab?

No, just a straight exhaust on 7.3. It’s a beat up old work truck I keep around for nostalgia more than anything. I don’t even let the guys take it on job-sites.

 

[hog88]

Did you compliment her boobs? Chicks really dig that.

I wish I would have thought of that.

 

[clarksvol00]

He removed the mufflers, exhaust, and cats. Only has the headers.

So it'll run good on regular gas?


Alternate response: good, i hate changing the litter box.

 

[clarksvol00]

No, just a straight exhaust on 7.3. It’s a beat up old work truck I keep around for nostalgia more than anything. I don’t even let the guys take it on job-sites.

Ok. I'm on your side.

 

[McDad]

I wish I would have thought of that.

You need me there to help in times of stranger danger.

 

[hog88]

You need me there to help in times of stranger danger.

Yep, I’m not equipped to quip like you.

 

[Orangeburst]

Yep, I’m not equipped to quip like you.

But still pull $27...

 

[McDad]

Yep, I’m not equipped to quip like you.

God denied me a handsome face, ripped physique, charm, and rugged sex appeal. But he loaded me up with catty, sarcastic wit. So even Steven, I guess.

 

[clarksvol00]

God denied me a handsome face, ripped physique, charm, and rugged sex appeal. But he loaded me up with catty, sarcastic wit. So even Steven, I guess.

McDadbod?

Edit: occasionally I have to remind my wife that underneath all these layers of insulation, the finely tuned physical specimen she once knew used to exist.

 

[McDad]

McDadbod?

I aspire to dad bod aesthetics.

 

[clarksvol00]

I aspire to dad bod aesthetics.

See my edit.

 

[Orangeburst]

McDadbod?

Edit: occasionally I have to remind my wife that underneath all these layers of insulation, the finely tuned physical specimen she once knew used to exist.

Clark in his prime

 

[clarksvol00]

Clark in his prime

I'd take out the springs in the trampoline.

 

[Orangeburst]

I'd take out the springs in the trampoline.

Reminds me of Back to School. It is funny and kudos to the kid really..we all have to laugh at ourselves. He knew it and I always appreciate self deprecation. Everything is sooo serious.

Edit: Not Back to School but that other movie. Thought is was funny

 

[ETV]

No, just a straight exhaust on 7.3. It’s a beat up old work truck I keep around for nostalgia more than anything. I don’t even let the guys take it on job-sites.

Did you roll coal just for spite?

 

[Weezer]

Did you compliment her boobs? Chicks really dig that.

Truth. This generally gets me smacked. Always surprised when we skip straight to the foreplay like that.

 

[0nelilreb]

I just stood there with that stupid look on my face I get when a woman is talking to me.

You should have rolled coal on her and told her that you can’t hear her bitching over your loud truck .

 

[Weezer]

 

[Carl Pickens]

I aspire to dad bod aesthetics.

Just yesterday a woman told me she loves dad bods

 

[Weezer]

Just yesterday a woman told me she loves dad bods

Did you get her number?

 

[zeppelin128]

May the fourth be with you. This is the way.

 

[Carl Pickens]

Did you get her number?

No. I told her I was married and ran like hell

 

[hog88]

That storm spun up quickly. Good news is the backup generator works.

 

[Orangeburst]

Tuesday’s spit

 

[Carl Pickens]

That storm spun up quickly. Good news is the backup generator works.

I just drove through Gallatin and saw several big trees down and lots of power out