Latest Coronavirus - Yikes

[BigOrangeTrain]

IMO you are 100% a hole if you have symptoms and aren't quartering. No reason not or beside being selfish

Your opinion is noted.

 

[volinbham]

McMom: Did you hear bill and melinda gates are splitting up?

Me: Word?

see - I'm making you work

 

[kiddiedoc]

Show me the risk to teenagers and children. Because we know the survival rate for COVID for those under the age of 65 is anywhere from 97-99%. Please tell us more about your science professor.

Last time I checked and ran the numbers, it was 0.003% for those <18.

 

[82_VOL_83]

Tim Mcgraw. Lol

All im saying is: my screen name is Tastylicks.

If I posted every day about how all the world's leading expert chefs are idiots, implying I knew something they didn't, it would be pretty silly & obnoxious.

Your ability to serve soft serve ice cream is not at question here.

 

[kiddiedoc]

I'm not saying that tonight has been as fun as Grudenmania. But, it's in the neighborhood.

 

[McDad]

see - I'm making you work

Marriage Counselor: Mr Gates, what hope do you have for your marriage?
Bill:

 

[volinbham]

 

[McDad]

That's genius.

 

[volinbham]

I guess the only microchip Bill Gates couldn’t plant… was love

 

[volinbham]

That's genius.

I always give my sources

Bill And Melinda Gates’ Divorce Inspires Microsoft Windows Jokes

 

[volfanhill]

Your opinion is noted.

You were a ass hat pre-Covid. How hard is it to understand if you are sick you stay home? Quit being a dbag. I bet you celebrated "'men working sick" . So stupid.

 

[volinbham]

Bill Gates was afraid Liz Warren would take all his money. Now it looks like Melinda Gates is gonna do that instead.

 

[McDad]

I heard Melinda had a problem with how powerful Bill was in the world. It was this PowerPoint which lead to their breakup.

 

[davethevol]

McMom: Did you hear bill and melinda gates are splitting up?

Me: Word?

That joke did excel.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Show me the risk to teenagers and children. Because we know the survival rate for COVID for those under the age of 65 is anywhere from 97-99%. Please tell us more about your science professor.

What do you define as a risk? Just death? As long as a child doesn't die it's ok for them to be put in danger of irreparable harm?

 

[82_VOL_83]

That is true. I guess I could have technically texted only my family members and then told them what to respond or something.

What really gets me is that what I have shared lately is incredibly hopeful data, much of which should allow the resumption of "normal" life and an end to harmful restrictions, especially on children. How can anyone POSSIBLY react so negatively? I just don't get it.

What ulterior motive could even be dreamed up for me to be insincere?

You're right and they are ****ing stupid?

 

[McDad]

I always give my sources

Bill And Melinda Gates’ Divorce Inspires Microsoft Windows Jokes

I'm riffing these out of the ether and you're cribbing other's material?

 

[volinbham]

I heard Melinda had a problem with how powerful Bill was in the world. It was this PowerPoint which lead to their breakup.

 

[kiddiedoc]

in danger of irreparable harm?

¿Que?

 

[volinbham]

What do you define as a risk? Just death? As long as a child doesn't die it's ok for them to be put in danger of irreparable harm?

you mean like every day of their lives?

their risk of death from Covid is so far down the list compared to what they are generally in risk from.

 

[82_VOL_83]

I know for a fact he’s an MD. I also know this is the last time you get to troll him.

 

[volinbham]

I'm riffing these out of the ether and you're cribbing other's material?

I sense another motherboard joke coming

 

[volinbham]

Melinda to Bill

 

[Tyler Durden]

¿Que?

you mean like every day of their lives?

their risk of death from Covid is so far down the list compared to what they are generally in risk from.

My point is we don't know the long term effects from COVID for people in general let alone children. Some children who've been diagnosed with COVID are having long term side effects.

Children’s Hospitals Grapple With Young Covid ‘Long Haulers’

 

[volinbham]

Apparently Melinda got tired of Bill being a Task Manager