Latest Coronavirus - Yikes

[McDad]

I was waiting on mine. Now she's making us a couple drinks.

Ooo. Somebody gonna get some lovin tonite

 

[volinbham]

Cripple porn, banjo playing, and tab music all covered in one short concise sentence. Such breadth!

tyler will be along to tell us KD isn't familiar with any of these

 

[NorthDallas40]

I was waiting on mine. Now she's making us a couple drinks.

She’s making you and McDaddio’s wife a couple of drinks?! You freak you I wanna party with you!

 

[kiddiedoc]

years ago a colleague of mine was using Lawn Boy Mowers as an example in class and he went to lawnboy.com. wasn't what he expected

What exactly was he expecting? Looks like green lawn mowers to me.

 

[McDad]

tyler will be along to tell us KD isn't familiar with any of these

Tyler:

 

[volinbham]

What exactly was he expecting? Looks like green lawn mowers to me.

whatever he typed in - it wasn't a mower site...but it did have boys

 

[McDad]

What exactly was he expecting? Looks like green lawn mowers to me.

You googled it????

Lmao.

 

[volinbham]

You googled it????

Lmao.

now I have to

 

[kiddiedoc]

tyler will be along to tell us KD isn't familiar with any of these

In fairness, I've never even seen the term "cripple porn" until tonight, and it does, in fact, make me rather uncomfortable. I'm also terrible on the banjo, but I've learned some over the past six months. And I can play Cripple Creek.

Guitar tab and I, OTOH, are quite well-acquainted.

 

[kiddiedoc]

You googled it????

Lmao.

It's been too fun not to play along. Plus, I'm working out and there's absolutely nothing on TV.



or am I????

 

[kiddiedoc]

now I have to

Careful, or you might learn a thing or two about viruses, as well.

 

[McDad]

In fairness, I've never even seen the term "cripple porn" until tonight, and it does, in fact, make me rather uncomfortable. I'm also terrible on the banjo, but I've learned some over the past six months. And I can play Cripple Creek.

Guitar tab and I, OTOH, are quite well-acquainted.

Man. Nothing quite like a good banjo player to score lots of smokin-hot women. Yall are like chick magnets.

 

[82_VOL_83]

Maybe the context will help you out Ricky.

Still a hard nope.

 

[kiddiedoc]

Man. Nothing quite like a good banjo player to score lots of smokin-hot women. Yall are like chick magnets.

Apparently, you've not seen Chris Thile's wife.

 

[McDad]

Apparently, you've not seen Chris Thile's wife.

Exceptions don't disprove the rule, Deliverance.

 

[McDad]

Is it off topic to mention Bill and Melinda Gates have a .exe failure. He's tangentially related to the virus discussion, no?

 

[kiddiedoc]

Exceptions don't disprove the rule, Deliverance.

Good point. There's more than one reason I picked up the acoustic guitar years ago.

 

[82_VOL_83]

Wear a mask when you walk into a restaurant and to your table. Then take it off to eat. Put it back on to leave. I guess you can only catch it while waking and not sitting and eating.

Or like Biden. Wears a mask outdoors walking to his podium, with nobody around him. Then takes mask off to speak. I guess again you can only catch it walking and not talking.

2 weeks to slow the spread.

Sturgis bike rally. Oh my God just wait 2 weeks the death rates will be out the roof. Didn’t happen.

Super Bowl. Tom Brady didn’t wear a mask. Many other fans didn’t either. Wait 2 weeks and there will be mass deaths. Didn’t happen.

Texas and Florida opening up fully. Oh man wait 2 weeks and those states will be the epicenter of the COVID deaths. Didn’t happen.

People need to wake up and see through this sham.

Well there is that whole walking pneumonia thing.

 

[volinbham]

Exceptions don't disprove the rule, Deliverance.

that and Roy Clark are the first images to come to mind for banjo

 

[volinbham]

Is it off topic to mention Bill and Melinda Gates have a .exe failure. He's tangentially related to the virus discussion, no?

micro and soft apparently

hard drive turned to a floppy disk

 

[McDad]

Good point. There's more than one reason I picked up the acoustic guitar years ago.

Mrs Kiddiedoc: why do you wanna learn guitar?

Kd: oh, you know, for church hymns and birthday parties and stuff.

 

[McDad]

micro and soft apparently

hard drive turned to a floppy disk

Dammit.

You're using my bits I worked up before introducing the topic.

Jerk.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Is it off topic to mention Bill and Melinda Gates have a .exe failure. He's tangentially related to the virus discussion, no?

It's heroic of him to put his marriage on the back burner in order to help vaccinate the world from COVID.

 

[hog88]

Your wife never has to get ready for dinner?

So you had a couple of hours of free time?

 

[luthervol]

Well there is that whole walking pneumonia thing.

I'm more concerned with the boogie woogie flu.