A rando snippet of life in the pismonque household, because I’m feeling good:
I’m feeling good because I’ve decided to take tomorrow off, since I have no meetings scheduled and it’s the last day of my kids’ spring break. Even though I’ve run out of scotch, I’ve tapped into my wife’s stash of vodka and have been enjoying some rare TV time.
Having just finished the second episode of The Queen’s Gambit, I get up off the sofa and look at my 13-year-old daughter, who’s on the other sofa staring at her phone, amused. TikToks, I assume. “Guess what?” I say.
She looks up, cautiously curious. “What?”
“I love you, kid. I’m really happy to be here with you.”
She smiles, still a little curious. “Love you too, Dad.”
“Here’s the thing, though. I really need to go pee now.”
She nods wisely. “I understand.”
I m smiling right bigly as I leave the room, and as I’m peeing I decide I’ll post this on VN.
Vodka is weird. It’s not like scotch at all.