The Official CoronaZoneVirus Thread

[NorCalVol67]

Buncha dam drunks!!

Having my first beer since Sunday Funday.

Waking up feeling good and not foggy is weird.

 

[Behr]

Having my first beer since Sunday Funday.

Waking up feeling good and not foggy is weird.

I feel sorry for people that don't drink, because when they get up in the morning that's the Best they're going to feel all day.

~ Ole Blue Eyes

 

[volwindy]

So I’ll go directly to a brewery after the 2nd shot just as I did the 1st, maybe the hangover will mask those symptoms.

I should have!

 

[VolNExile]

So I’ll go directly to a brewery after the 2nd shot just as I did the 1st, maybe the hangover will mask those symptoms.

Maybe I did have symptoms after all...

 

[Orangeredblooded]

Buncha dam drunks!!

HEY! Who you calling a buncha dam drunks? If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?”
Oops, sorry. You wasn’t talking to me.

 

[hmanvolfan]

? I said you got yur Trump vaccine.

My bad, read it too fast and thought it said get your Trump vaccine and I thought you were being sarcastic.

 

[GordonC]

HEY! Who you calling a buncha dam drunks? If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?”
Oops, sorry. You wasn’t talking to me.

He was bein uppity.
Just wait until they find out he's loading biscuit cans to explode.
When he's in the pen (not the goat pen), he won't be as uppity.
He's still king of the goat pen.

 

[theFallGuy]

Got my second dose. Fawk these masks! I'm done!

 

[theFallGuy]

Freeeeeeeeeedoooooooom!

 

[VolunteerHillbilly]

Got some mask related ear chafing. Trying to figure out whether to call a dermatologist or an obgyn.

 

[theFallGuy]

Got some mask related ear chafing. Trying to figure out whether to call a dermatologist or an obgyn.

I'd say contact your regular OBGYN. You know the one doing your monthly inspection

 

[VolunteerHillbilly]

I'd say contact your regular OBGYN. You know the one doing your monthly inspection

.

 

[NorCalVol67]

W
T
F

 

[theFallGuy]

W
T
F

Agreed

 

[theFallGuy]

Why does his ear have so much hair

 

[GordonC]

Got some mask related ear chafing. Trying to figure out whether to call a dermatologist or an obgyn.

might try to call a lawyer

 

[VolunteerHillbilly]

Mask strap made linear sore and it swelled up on either side of the abrasion. Skin is not broken. Been treating with calming cream. Hopefully, it goes away soon.

 

[GordonC]

Why does his ear have so much hair

Stare at this for about five minutes, look at a plain white sheet of paper (just grab one off the fax machine), and tell us what you see.

 

[GordonC]

Mask strap made linear sore and it swelled up on either side of the abrasion. Skin is not broken. Been treating with calming cream. Hopefully, it goes away soon.

Did you take that pic yourself?

 

[VolunteerHillbilly]

May require stimulus funds to get back to normal.

 

[theFallGuy]

Stare at this for about five minutes, look at a plain white sheet of paper (just grab one off the fax machine), and tell us what you see.

Well for one he's got a deformed ear lobe

 

[NorCalVol67]

Well for one he's got a deformed ear lobe

That wasn’t his vagina?

 

[theFallGuy]

That wasn’t his vagina?

I mean I didn't want to say anything

 

[Orangeredblooded]

Well for one he's got a deformed ear lobe

Took eight posts to get here.

 

[theFallGuy]

Took eight posts to get here.

To get to the eighth post?