The Atlanta Braves

“See those little black boxes? They’re called telephones. I’m gonna let you in on a little secret about these telephones. They’re not gonna dial themselves. Okay? Without you, they’re just worthless hunks of plastic. Like a loaded M16 without a trained marine to pull the trigger.
And in the case of the telephone, it’s up to each and every one of you, my highly trained Strattonites, my killers. My killers, who won’t take ‘No’ for an answer. My ****ing warriors, who will not hang up the phone till their client either buys. Or ****ing…DIES!”
 
I say this as a Detroit fan that whose city hasn’t won a playoff game since 2016 but man it’s been a tough go for Houston the past year or so
 
They were up 24-0 on the chiefs in the playoff just last year!

World Series forever tainted/Biggest MLB scandal since the steroid trial
Blew 24-0 playoff lead against Chiefs
Traded away star WR for nothing
Came back down 3-0 in ALCS and lost Game 7
Traded away franchise NBA player
Star QB demands trade after signing extension
Released best player in franchise history while he’s still good

Not great!
 
World Series forever tainted/Biggest MLB scandal since the steroid trial
Blew 24-0 playoff lead against Chiefs
Traded away star WR for nothing
Came back down 3-0 in ALCS and lost Game 7
Traded away franchise NBA player
Star QB demands trade after signing extension
Released best player in franchise history while he’s still good

Not great!
Life comes at you so fast smh
 
2 reasons

1: I’m playing power 5 bingo. I have a degree from SEC and PAC 12 and have worked in the ACC and BIG 12. All I need is a gig in the BIG 10 and I will have succeeded.

2: And I can’t stress this factor enough 💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰
Buy you a big ol home in TN
 
I could maybe f with Iowa under the right circumstances. Huge deer lol. Guaranteed my wife wouldn’t tho.
Lol I’m trying to be in Tampa but my wife said nah. That’s the difference between me and you fam.

You waking up at 3am to freeze your ass off in a deer stand in the middle of nowhere and I’m shooting avocado tequila on my boat and throwing Lombardi trophies around like nerf footballs.
 
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But what I came here to post was.... the federal government of the United States of America is strongly considering sending $300/month per child directly to people’s bank account. This seems like a good idea to who?!
 
Lol I’m trying to be in Tampa but my wife said nah. That’s the difference between me and you fam.

You waking up at 3am to freeze your ass off in a deer stand in the middle of nowhere and I’m shooting avocado tequila on my boat and throwing Lombardi trophies around like nerf footballs.
Lol
 
But what I came here to post was.... the federal government of the United States of America is strongly considering sending $300/month per child directly to people’s bank account. This seems like a good idea to who?!
Sounds like I need to get to work.
 
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