an open letter to the Waffle House

[GordonC]

Dear Joevol, Dear Joevol

You have no complaint

You are what you are and you ain't what you ain't

RIP JP

 

[GordonC]

Dear abby,
I'm a nymph, can you help?

FIFY, and you're there:

 

[vol445]

Dear abby,
I'm a nympho, can you help?

Dear nympho,
in order to help you must get rid of the cause for the desire. I would suggest removing all socks, pictures of Kirby smart, and any semblance of your favorite team the Georgia bulldogs. Also stop looking at pictures of your cousins. Hope this helps.

 

[joevol33]

Dear nympho,
in order to help you must get rid of the cause for the desire. I would suggest removing all socks, pictures of Kirby smart, and any semblance of your favorite team the Georgia bulldogs. Also stop looking at pictures of your cousins. Hope this helps.

If I look at kirby I'd puke

 

[vol445]

If I look at kirby I'd puke

So you don’t deny your favorite team is the Georgia bulldogs. I hear ya.

 

[joevol33]

So you don’t deny your favorite team is the Georgia bulldogs. I hear ya.

No way

 

[BigO95]

No way

No need for denial, errybody already knows...

 

[VolNExile]

Holy necro-bump!

 

[theFallGuy]

FIFY, and you're there:
View attachment 327702

LOL

 

[Tin Man]

Let’s try to concentrate on the patty melts, today.

 

[Plano Vol]

 

[Orangeslice13]

That looks unhealthy as hell. But tasty

 

[VolunteerHillbilly]

That looks unhealthy as hell. But tasty

it's basically a reuben without the dressing

 

[hmanvolfan]

it's basically a reuben without the dressing

A Reuben is made with corned beef and has sauerkraut and Swiss cheese on it.

 

[82_VOL_83]

it's basically a reuben without the dressing

That looks like a hamburger with onions and cheese.

 

[VolunteerHillbilly]

A Reuben is made with corned beef and has sauerkraut and Swiss cheese on it.

Beef, bread, cheese, some sort of limp hot vegetable mass.

 

[VolunteerHillbilly]

That looks like a hamburger with onions and cheese.

Patty melt.

 

[Tin Man]

Last summer, riding bicycles in Morgan County, I ordered a patty melt at the make-shift walk-up window of an independent restaurant (indoor dining was suspended at the time). It was served on two slices of marbled pumpernickel & rye from the fat center of the loaf - two slices of Swiss cheese on each side of two average sized burger patties (well done but juicy) smothered in caramelized onions. The onions weren't chopped. The rings had been scattered on the griddle until just beginning to brown. The sandwich had been assembled and finished on the griddle. The outside of the bread was griddle-toasted and not too greasy. If you're going to consume artery clogging fare, it should always be that good.

 

[Plano Vol]

That much of a glowing description requires directions to said independent restaurant.

 

[82_VOL_83]

Beef, bread, cheese, some sort of limp hot vegetable mass.

Yeah cuz ground beef is the same as Corned Beef and grilled onions are the same as sauerkraut. Got it.




Gruden.....SOON!

 

[GordonC]

I have never heard of a reuben with ground beef in my life.
And I'm a big fan of the reuben.
I like patty melts, too.
I want Jersey Mike's now.

 

[VolunteerHillbilly]

Unless you're getting into the tenderloin, beef is beef and I eat corned beef every St. Pat's day so I realize the seasoning process and cut involved.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Unless you're getting into the tenderloin, beef is beef and I eat corned beef every St. Pat's day so I realize the seasoning process and cut involved.

So you’re equating corned beef with chuck roast?

 

[82_VOL_83]

Unless you're getting into the tenderloin, beef is beef and I eat corned beef every St. Pat's day so I realize the seasoning process and cut involved.

Corned Beef once a year? Wow. Frost soon.

 

[82_VOL_83]

Unless you're getting into the tenderloin, beef is beef and I eat corned beef every St. Pat's day so I realize the seasoning process and cut involved.

And no, beef isn’t beef except for tenderloin. Ounce for ounce I'd take a good ribeye any day.