Volnation’s Only Official Insider/Booster Thread

[The Ron Mexico]

Please post all the insider information you acquire at various holiday parties, work place breakrooms, bathrooms, or any other officially official millionaire events.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I’ll start. Some guy in the FF is trying to get the governor of Tennessee involved. @GovLee - do you have any comments?

 

[volfanbill]

Direct statement from Gov Lee:

“As a proud graduate of Auburn University, I will not rest until Gus Malzahn is fired from my great university and Hugh Freeze is hired to bring us to the promised land. All funding, time, concern and state legislation effort from Tennessee will be diverted from COVID-19 and education reform and instead concentrated with bringing back Auburn to greatness. As for that team over in Knoxville, fug’ em.”

This is a direct quote from my recent Zoom meeting with Gov Lee.

 

[82_VOL_83]

Someone should put saban face on the Ron Paul It's Happening GIF, make a Bama name alter and post in the FF.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I received this information from a highly valued source. He has seats in the lower bowl under the overhang and doesn’t even ask the price of beers. He just throws $12 bills at the servers. Not exactly a lightweight, if you know what I’m saying.

 

[theFallGuy]

Please post all the insider information you acquire at various holiday parties, work place breakrooms, bathrooms, or any other officially official millionaire events.

I ran into a buddy of mine at Hardee's who was buying a chicken biscuit. Long story short, he's friends with a guy at his work who goes to annual Christmas parties at a big UT booster's home. He told me he got an invitation to said Christmas Party this year and it said "soon".

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I ran into a buddy of mine at Hardee's who was buying a chicken biscuit. Long story short, he's friends with a guy at his work and goes to annual Christmas parties at a big UT booster's home. He told me he got an invitation to said Christmas Party this year and it said "soon".

Got it. I’ll put it in the big book of smokescreens to reference later. Thanks for the info.

 

[theFallGuy]

He also said the Christmas Party would be serving "cornbread". I mean, TIFWIW. Freeze is a lock

 

[The Ron Mexico]

He also said the Christmas Party would be serving "cornbread". I mean, TIFWIW. Freeze is a lock

Holy cow! You can’t go around just saying things like cornbread and expect me to not jump right in. The code is all coming together.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

He already has coached in Tennessee. Definitely wants to come back.

 

[NorCalVol67]

I know a guy in Jersey. He told me JG would be starting QB/OC next season.

 

[508mikey]

I know a guy in Jersey. He told me JG would be starting QB/OC next season.

For the Jets

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I know a guy in Jersey. He told me JG would be starting QB/OC next season.

Naturally, you don’t want to reveal the source. That would be a violation of trust. But I have no reason not to believe you. Therefore, what you’re saying is 100% true.

 

[tnuhcvols]

For the Jets

Cuz the jets are gonna pass on Lawrence and take jg 1st in the draft

 

[508mikey]

Cuz the jets are gonna pass on Lawrence and take jg 1st in the draft

as only the Jets would do -

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I have a source in New York that told me the Jets are the Vols of the NFL.

 

[joevol33]

Friend of mine from here is in Tennessee, and sent me this picture about an hour ago. It has to mean something!

 

[VolNExile]

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Friend of mine from here is in Tennessee, and sent me this picture about an hour ago. It has to mean something!

It means necks are cold?

 

[508mikey]

It means necks are cold?

those are Christmas stockings

 

[joevol33]

I can't tell

 

[VolNExile]

those are Christmas stockings

Well, they might as well be used for something the other 51 weeks of the year, right?

PS - When did stockings stop having a foot shape at the end?

 

[508mikey]

Well, they might as well be used for something the other 51 weeks of the year, right?

PS - When did stockings stop having a foot shape at the end?

the Gamecocks one has the foot shape @Souce verify

 

[The Ron Mexico]

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Friend of mine from here is in Tennessee, and sent me this picture about an hour ago. It has to mean something!

It means necks are cold?

Uhm, THEYRE FREEZING! They need a scarf! It’s obvious guys! Hugh Freeze is coming to Tennessee!

 

[VolunteerHillbilly]

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Friend of mine from here is in Tennessee, and sent me this picture about an hour ago. It has to mean something!

obviously not locally made or they'd have an extra little sleeve on the end for our sixth toes.

 

[VolNExile]

Uhm, THEYRE FREEZING! They need a scarf! It’s obvious guys! Hugh Freeze is coming to Tennessee!