Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice II

[VolNExile]

So I’ve never met my nephews girlfriend and will tomorrow. Supposedly she dresses revealing. Per my mom and brother. She’s in college.
First as long as my mom says “no offense” is it okay for her to had the girl some sweats and a tshirt. Second. What joke should I make cuz there’s gonna be one

Maybe your mom can turn the thermostat down to 50 or so?

Edit to add: I suppose, depending on her reaction, this might be termed as “win/win”...

 

[vol445]

Maybe your mom can turn the thermostat down to 50 or so?

Edit to add: I suppose, depending on her reaction, this might be termed as “win/win”...

That would cost her money. She’s very vocal and loves saying rude comments but thinks it’s okay as long as you say no offense but

 

[The Ron Mexico]

So I’ve never met my nephews girlfriend and will tomorrow. Supposedly she dresses revealing. Per my mom and brother. She’s in college.
First as long as my mom says “no offense” is it okay for her to had the girl some sweats and a tshirt. Second. What joke should I make cuz there’s gonna be one

Joe will need a pic of this college aged girl in her standard attire to make a righteous judgement. Just post here publicly so Joe can see it easily.

 

[theFallGuy]

Ron, how do you feel about dressing/stuffing? #realtalk

 

[tnuhcvols]

So I’ve never met my nephews girlfriend and will tomorrow. Supposedly she dresses revealing. Per my mom and brother. She’s in college.
First as long as my mom says “no offense” is it okay for her to had the girl some sweats and a tshirt. Second. What joke should I make cuz there’s gonna be one

Well the vols have no offense, so maybe there's a joke in there that you can grab

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron, how do you feel about dressing/stuffing? #realtalk

Big fan of the stuffing. The folks at Stove Top have created a fine product and this time of year is their Super Bowl.

 

[vol445]

Well the vols have no offense, so maybe there's a joke in there that you can grab

They do go to ut

 

[theFallGuy]

Big fan of the stuffing. The folks at Stove Top have created a fine product and this time of year is their Super Bowl.

wrong answer, but I'll let you have it

 

[theFallGuy]

Ron, do you have Christmas lights up yet? Or are you a grinch like @joevol33

 

[508mikey]

So I’ve never met my nephews girlfriend and will tomorrow. Supposedly she dresses revealing. Per my mom and brother. She’s in college.
First as long as my mom says “no offense” is it okay for her to had the girl some sweats and a tshirt. Second. What joke should I make cuz there’s gonna be one

Prepare to have mashed potatoes flinged in your face

 

[The Ron Mexico]

wrong answer, but I'll let you have it

:immediately starts researching fight locations:

 

[theFallGuy]

:immediately starts researching fight locations:

we all know it's the Waffle House on Papermill Drive.

 

[vol445]

Prepare to have mashed potatoes flinged in your face

My moms tapes are the best. That won’t be thrown. Something else possibly

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron, do you have Christmas lights up yet? Or are you a grinch like @joevol33

Tree is up. With lights. Various decorations around the interior of the house. No exterior decorations. I find exterior decorations to be tacky. Except the conservative wreath on the door or something like that.

 

[theFallGuy]

Tree is up. With lights. Various decorations around the interior of the house. No exterior decorations. I find exterior decorations to be tacky. Except the conservative wreath on the door or something like that.

oh we definitely fighting now fugger!

 

[Souce]

Tree is up. With lights. Various decorations around the interior of the house. No exterior decorations. I find exterior decorations to be tacky. Except the conservative wreath on the door or something like that.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

oh we definitely fighting now fugger!

I like for my home to give off an air of confidence and sophistication. I want our guests to feel safe and clean while we consume Miller Lite and Beenie Weenies from a can.

 

[Souce]

I say string up lights on the house Griswold style!! IDGAF if it looks tacky! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEET BABY JESUS!!! HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! HAPPY HANUKKAH!!! MERRY KWANZAA!!!

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[joevol33]

I say string up lights on the house Griswold style!! IDGAF if it looks tacky! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEET BABY JESUS!!! HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! HAPPY HANUKKAH!!! MERRY KWANZAA!!!

Spoiler

Spoiler: Thanksgiving

it's thanksgiving!

 

[malinoisvol]

[QUOTE"Souce, post: 18992197, member: 8804"]I say string up lights on the house Griswold style!! IDGAF if it looks tacky! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEET BABY JESUS!!! HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! HAPPY HANUKKAH!!! MERRY KWANZAA!!!

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[Souce]

[QUOTE"Souce, post: 18992197, member: 8804"]I say string up lights on the house Griswold style!! IDGAF if it looks tacky! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEET BABY JESUS!!! HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! HAPPY HANUKKAH!!! MERRY KWANZAA!!!

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I agreeee!!!

 

[theFallGuy]

Spoiler: Thanksgiving

it's thanksgiving!

stfu Joe!

 

[Souce]

stfu Joe!

He's so FOS!

 

[vol445]

I ordered these. Job should be easy

 

[VolunteerHillbilly]