Humors and freeze warnings

#79
#79
Or are desperate for any form of entertainment.
Very similar to people who listen to political figures and believe what they say.
Yes. Allow me some latitude here to rant for a second.

[rant]

Anyone that trusts a politician is not very smart. I fall into this category on occasion.

Anyone that swears allegiance (whether formally or informally) to a politician is unAmerican and a f***king idiot. Here “informally” would be defined as acting in a way that supports a politician regardless of their stance on any issue.

[/rant]
 
#80
#80
Yes. Allow me some latitude here to rant for a second.

[rant]

Anyone that trusts a politician is not very smart. I fall into this category on occasion.

Anyone that swears allegiance (whether formally or informally) to a politician is unAmerican and a f***king idiot. Here “informally” would be defined as acting in a way that supports a politician regardless of their stance on any issue.

[/rant]
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#83
#83
Yes. Allow me some latitude here to rant for a second.

[rant]

Anyone that trusts a politician is not very smart. I fall into this category on occasion.

Anyone that swears allegiance (whether formally or informally) to a politician is unAmerican and a f***king idiot. Here “informally” would be defined as acting in a way that supports a politician regardless of their stance on any issue.
[/rant]

Oh aren't you something. With your common sense and integrity. Freakin show off.
 
#84
#84
The personal messages/addresses are so weird to me whether addressed to a player or coach

So weird

"Dear Jeremy" thread in particular this time around

Maybe such things serve a therapetic function, Barney Fife's word not mine. HA
Perhaps someone who practices the craft of smartassery should type a reply from Jeremy to OP???
 
#86
#86
Yes. Allow me some latitude here to rant for a second.

[rant]

Anyone that trusts a politician is not very smart. I fall into this category on occasion.

Anyone that swears allegiance (whether formally or informally) to a politician is unAmerican and a f***king idiot. Here “informally” would be defined as acting in a way that supports a politician regardless of their stance on any issue.

[/rant]
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I got a text last week, and that was my reply. The Spidermonkey is one of my split personalities I use occasionally on Facebook. My wife is sure I'm going to jail for answering that way😂
 
#89
#89
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I got a text last week, and that was my reply. The Spidermonkey is one of my split personalities I use occasionally on Facebook. My wife is sure I'm going to jail for answering that way😂
1. I love this.
B. I also do this. I had a long conversation with one of these people trying to round up votes for their candidate. And yes, it was a real person, not a bot.
 
#90
#90
1. I love this.
B. I also do this. I had a long conversation with one of these people trying to round up votes for their candidate. And yes, it was a real person, not a bot.
I got a call from Pennsylvania one night during dinner informing me about a warrant for my arrest, live person. Of course it could all go away if I went to Walmart, got prepaid visas and sent them money. Anyway, I started confessing to murder, robbery, kidnapping, and telling them they'd never take me alive, etc. I so wish I had been able to record my wife and kids reaction during that one😂
 
#91
#91
I got a call from Pennsylvania one night during dinner informing me about a warrant for my arrest, live person. Of course it could all go away if I went to Walmart, got prepaid visas and sent them money. Anyway, I started confessing to murder, robbery, kidnapping, and telling them they'd never take me alive, etc. I so wish I had been able to record my wife and kids reaction during that one😂
That’s fantastic. I once kept a telemarketer on the line for 58 minutes and never bought a thing. She hing up on me when I asked her to come over for dinner.

Also, there are guys on Youtube that do this. I recommend scammer revolts and kitboga. But there’s several more.
 
#92
#92
I got a call from Pennsylvania one night during dinner informing me about a warrant for my arrest, live person. Of course it could all go away if I went to Walmart, got prepaid visas and sent them money. Anyway, I started confessing to murder, robbery, kidnapping, and telling them they'd never take me alive, etc. I so wish I had been able to record my wife and kids reaction during that one😂
My dad got one of these the other night, telling him that his son had been arrested in south Florida.
Dad said well he's supposed to be at work tomorrow so if he's in Florida he's a big dummy and just keep him.
HAHAHA
 
#93
#93
I left his name so he'd see😁. Plus quoted me. That way, since this thread is dedicated to freeze, he could maybe share his inside info with us!

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