First I'll Ric Flair strut thru the house ...
Then I'll DX chop the TV (ie all Bulldog fans, players, coaches) ...
Then I'll grab my UT (memorabilia) helmet and run onto the porch singing Rocky Top to the top of my lungs ...
But it doesn't stop there ... on Sunday I'll go to church and preach, wearing my grey pinstripe suit, white shirt with my checkerboard cufflinks, orange tie with the white power T at the bottom, my UT suspenders, and my power T lapel pin on my jacket.
I know that ain't the way some of y'all celebrate, but man I'll have myself a time!