Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

#33,833
#33,833
I’d be happy to skip watching the first quarter of every UT game if it would get us wins like today. Had left work in time to get home for kickoff but 5 minutes into my trip Gateman called from in front of my gate. New LiftMaster chain operator was poorly installed but that sharp young Hispanic from a different outfit solved the puzzle. Double win!
 
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Orangeburst said:
100M Jimbo pulled a Butchism on TAMU
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We might be proven wrong, but I've thought TAMU seriously screwed up that hire. They should have considered that FSU's slide started while Jimbo was there. No doubt that Clemson had something to do with it; but with as little parity as there is across the ACC, the way FSU dropped within the conference was pretty amazing.
 
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A Marine and a sailor were sitting in a bar one day arguing over which was the superior service.

After a swig of beer the Marine says, 'Well, we had Iwo Jima.'

Arching his eyebrows, the sailor replies, 'We had the Battle of Midway.

'Not entirely true', responded the Marine. 'Some of those pilots were Marines, in fact, Henderson Field on Guadalcanal was named after a Marine pilot killed at the Battle of Midway.'

The sailor responds, 'Point taken.'

The Marine then says, 'We Marines were born at Tunn Tavern!'

The sailor, nodding agreement, says, 'But we had John Paul Jones.'

The argument continued until the sailor comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says...... 'The Navy invented sex!'

The Marine replies, 'That is true, but it was the Marines who introduced it to women.'
 
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AM64 said:
A Marine and a sailor were sitting in a bar one day arguing over which was the superior service.

After a swig of beer the Marine says, 'Well, we had Iwo Jima.'

Arching his eyebrows, the sailor replies, 'We had the Battle of Midway.

'Not entirely true', responded the Marine. 'Some of those pilots were Marines, in fact, Henderson Field on Guadalcanal was named after a Marine pilot killed at the Battle of Midway.'

The sailor responds, 'Point taken.'

The Marine then says, 'We Marines were born at Tunn Tavern!'

The sailor, nodding agreement, says, 'But we had John Paul Jones.'

The argument continued until the sailor comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says...... 'The Navy invented sex!'

The Marine replies, 'That is true, but it was the Marines who introduced it to women.'
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"Sailor bar u say?"- McDad
 
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