Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice II

[508mikey]

Well alrighty then.

He is all yours

 

[The Ron Mexico]

@The Ron Mexico , what is the appropriate time setting for a llama steak in the microwave?

Excellent question. And as a professional advice giver, I feel like llama steak microwave questions are right up my alley. Make sure your microwave is on the highest power setting for maximum cooking ability. Then wrap the llama steak in some aluminum foil and poke a fork in it to let the microwaves soak in the steak. Leave the fork in so the juices won’t flow out. Set your microwave to five minutes and keep a very close watch on it. You’re gonna wanna be as close to the microwave as possible. In five minutes, open cut, and enjoy.

Hope this helps.

 

[theFallGuy]

Excellent question. And as a professional advice giver, I feel like llama steak microwave questions are right up my alley. Make sure your microwave is on the highest power setting for maximum cooking ability. Then wrap the llama steak in some aluminum foil and poke a fork in it to let the microwaves soak in the steak. Leave the fork in so the juices won’t flow out. Set your microwave to five minutes and keep a very close watch on it. You’re gonna wanna be as close to the microwave as possible. In five minutes, open cut, and enjoy.

Hope this helps.

excellent. I hear this is a delicacy in Afghanistan

 

[The Ron Mexico]

excellent. I hear this is a delicacy in Afghanistan

In Afghanistan, if you ain’t eating llama steak at least once a week, you ain’t چټل

 

[Behr]

excellent. I hear this is a delicacy in Afghanistan

Where did you hear that?

 

[volfanbill]

In Afghanistan, if you ain’t eating llama steak at least once a week, you ain’t چټل

apparently I ain’t چټل.

I did eat steak a couple times and I was pretty sure it wasn't cow though.

 

[theFallGuy]

Where did you hear that?

dont axe dumb querstions Behr!

 

[Behr]

That's what I thought.

 

[theFallGuy]

That's what I thought.

go on.....

 

[508mikey]

@The Ron Mexico seems today Firestorm is in need of your advice The Firestorm thread. Undeniably the greatest

 

[82_VOL_83]

@The Ron Mexico seems today Firestorm is in need of your advice The Firestorm thread. Undeniably the greatest

WTF did I just read in that thread?

 

[VolunteerHillbilly]

If your neighbor appear to have abandoned their house, is it wrong to run an extension cord off their outdoor power outlet?

 

[NorCalVol67]

If your neighbor appear to have abandoned their house, is it wrong to run an extension cord off their outdoor power outlet?

Hell no. I would use it as a party house.

 

[Behr]

Ron done gone lost control of his thread again.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

If your neighbor appear to have abandoned their house, is it wrong to run an extension cord off their outdoor power outlet?

Manifest destiny

 

[barknoxbrawler]

The,
Does Joevol33 have any time to eat dinner, properly urinate or drop a deuce due to his amount of time on this site?

 

[Orangeredblooded]

Sigh

 

[hmanvolfan]

Ikr!

 

[joevol33]

The,
Does Joevol33 have any time to eat dinner, properly urinate or drop a deuce due to his amount of time on this site?

I'm eating at this very moment!

 

[Behr]

The,
Does Joevol33 have any time to eat dinner, properly urinate or drop a deuce due to his amount of time on this site?

 

[barknoxbrawler]

Lol. I knew that would get joe to eat something just to prove this wrong.

 

[Orangeredblooded]

Sigh

 

[95 Vol Alum]

I'm eating at this very moment!

Well that’s one.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

The,
Does Joevol33 have any time to eat dinner, properly urinate or drop a deuce due to his amount of time on this site?

I don’t know how joe has time to do anything. Does he work? All indications would suggest no. Does he play a couple rounds of slap & tickle a week with the ole lady? All indications would suggest no.

 

[rocytop2624]

ya'll can try to trigger me but I'm so relaxed right now, ain't happenin'. 6 day vacation commencing

You should get a laser cap.