Things I'm mad about today

#9,251
#9,251
Behr said:
Jtrain not to be confused with Davis, That's TP. We're not allowed to speak the name of 96, you might get fined and banned forever, better watch out. I haven't reported you yet, but if we don't get a good boat story, you're toast.
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#9,255
#9,255
Wife is pissed cause we gotta take the bass boat out for a while. I got some good stories about this whole situation but I’m going to lay low for a bit on it 😭
 
#9,257
#9,257
Good boat story for all you sick perverted weirdos. Kinda keep er PG here. But anyways wife and I take the boat out for a evening cruise and to eat dinner at a local marina. We had just bought the boat. Well when you buy a boat, you have to christen it. Make a long story short, I head to a cove I’ve known my whole life. No houses. No boat traffic unless on the weekend. Right when things start going where they should, TWRA rolls up outta nowhere and pops me with a $500 ticket. Not for what you think. He wrote me that ticket because of an empty beer can. Then proceeds to tell me he knows what we were doing but the alcohol ticket will teach us a lesson. Judge dropped it 😂
 
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BAJAvol said:
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I got a bunch of boat stories. Here's one.

I used to be a salesman at this store that is kinda like Walmart except they have more stuff, like almost anything.

I was showing a guy a reel for a rod when the district supervisor and my GM walked up and was listening to me.

I told the guy to put the reel on the rod and he was ready to fish. Dude said "I don't have a rod". I told him no problem, I've got rods.

Showed him some rods and he picked one out. I said cool, put the reel on the rod and put the rod and reel in the boat and you're ready to fish.

He said "I don't have a boat". Told him no problem, I got all kinds of boats". We looked at almost every boat I had, but he finally found one.

I said now, put the reel on the rod put the rod and reel in the boat and put the boat on the trailer and you're ready to fish.

Lulz, dude didn't have a boat trailer. Can you believe that?

You following me here?
 
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Behr said:
I got a bunch of boat stories. Here's one.

I used to be a salesman at this store that is kinda like Walmart except they have more stuff, like almost anything.

I was showing a guy a reel for a rod when the district supervisor and my GM walked up and was listening to me.

I told the guy to put the reel on the rod and he was ready to fish. Dude said "I don't have a rod". I told him no problem, I've got rods.

Showed him some rods and he picked one out. I said cool, put the reel on the rod and put the rod and reel in the boat and you're ready to fish.

He said "I don't have a boat". Told him no problem, I got all kinds of boats". We looked at almost every boat I had, but he finally found one.

I said now, put the reel on the rod put the rod and reel in the boat and put the boat on the trailer and you're ready to fish.

Lulz, dude didn't have a boat trailer. Can you believe that?

You following me here?
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Why Tf you gotta upsale the sh*t out of people?
 
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Thank you.

Where was I?

Oh yes. So I take him to see some boat trailers. I've got all types, sizes and colors. He picks one out that his boat will fit perfectly on.

So I tell him to put the reel on the rod, put the rod and reel in the boat, put the boat on the trailer and hook it all up to the truck and he's ready to fish.

He's got no truck!

Luckily I've got a few trucks and after looking at the ones that will pull this boat, he picks one out.

So now I tell him, to put the reel on the rod, put the rod and reel in the boat, put the boat on the trailer and hook it all up to the truck and he'd be ready to fish.

The district supervisor was amazed at what he was witnessing and asked the GM to introduce us.

So the district supervisor says "I can't believe that dude came in here for a reel and you sold him all that. You're the best salesman in the company and the best I've ever seen period".

Lol, I told him that dude came in for a box of tampons and I told him his weekend was screwed and he might as well go fishing.
 
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95 Vol Alum said:
Sort of. They had tapered off as the Middle Zoners were coming in. But JTrain is now Toujours Pret, I believe.
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Yea, Toujours Pret was Jtrain Davis. There was another guy that was just JTrain.

@Toujours Pret Im fairly certain you used to be a JTrain with Davis at the end. Do you remember another poster that was just JTrain?
 
#9,273
#9,273
Lulz. That's not weird Al. All these years I thought it was. Smh. I would have lost a bet on that.
 
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