Recruiting Forum Football Talk II

[engineerVOL]

I got a Dad Jokes book from my boys for Father’s Day. It’s so fun, but especially hysterical reading them in a Mitch Herberg voice .

 

[engineerVOL]

Came up with this one for my son recently...

*Knock, knock*

Who’s there?

Spoiler

The doorbell repairman

 

[scienceteaching_vol]

One of my students got me a dad jokes book for Christmas a couple years ago. I have a bad habit of turning students names into puns. They think it's cheesy but I think they are pretty gouda myself.

 

[Big Gucci Sosa]

Yo bro get your facts scr8 Is it true that wearing a mask for an extended period of time can be harmful?
According to these very legit doctors that’s not possible

doctors have proven they don't know **** through this

 

[Smokeytom]

I know that...assume he does...but in the spirit of things. And it’s “one of those numbers” which is EVERY number except the one’s made unavailable to anyone.

I guess in college yes every number can be one of those numbers! I honestly don’t like how the NFL limits numbers to positions

 

[Smokeytom]

It was a joke. Not hard to get a reaction from Butchna.

I just wanted to call you both morans

 

[scvolfan7]

doctors have proven they don't know **** through this

I think most are scared to go against the grain in this cancel culture. Could easily see the angry mob going after a doctor that called this out as BS

 

[Kristy*]

I got a Dad Jokes book from my boys for Father’s Day. It’s so fun, but especially hysterical reading them in a Mitch Herberg voice .

This is the shirt my kids and I got my husband for Father's Day.

 

[delfonic]

Just read about a 19 year old girl who had been wearing a mask 8 hours a day 5-6 times a week due to work. Now she has pleurisy. What a situation. Kungflu

You know what pleurisy is, right? I mean... who cares?

 

[delfonic]

I think most are scared to go against the grain in this cancel culture. Could easily see the angry mob going after a doctor that called this out as BS

Everybody wants to question medical professionals right up until they get sick.

 

[Pacer92]

Everybody wants to question medical professionals right up until they get sick.

Reason being that over 99% of us haven’t been or ever will get sick from this BS..

 

[franklinpence]

Anyone watch the new Perry Mason on HBO? I liked the 1st episode.

 

[jakez4ut]

Just read about a 19 year old girl who had been wearing a mask 8 hours a day 5-6 times a week due to work. Now she has pleurisy. What a situation. Kungflu

Is it true that wearing a mask for an extended period of time can be harmful?

 

[Big Gucci Sosa]

Is it true that wearing a mask for an extended period of time can be harmful?

meaningless

 

[Volbucky]

Everybody wants to question medical professionals right up until they get sick.

Then you have the other idiots that believe everything they hear

 

[jakez4ut]

meaningless

either way. 2 sides to err'thing.

people pick which one they want to beleive...and go.....

which one is true? wth knows.....agendas everywhere.

 

[SweetasSoda]

You know what pleurisy is, right? I mean... who cares?

Whoever has it

 

[SweetasSoda]

Everybody wants to question medical professionals right up until they get sick.

They are not gods. And if they have the God Syndrome, you better run.

 

[jakez4ut]

They are not gods. And if they have the God Syndrome, you better run.

great movie...Malice...

 

[Big Gucci Sosa]

dr foochi says vaccine coming EOY or early 2021. Do we believe him though

 

[Volsdeep4]

dr foochi says vaccine coming EOY or early 2021. Do we believe him though

Only if Bill Gates helped him with it

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

either way. 2 sides to err'thing.

people pick which one they want to beleive...and go.....

which one is true? wth knows.....agendas everywhere.

Yeah..a right one and a wrong one.

 

[MarcoVol]

Just read about a 19 year old girl who had been wearing a mask 8 hours a day 5-6 times a week due to work. Now she has pleurisy. What a situation. Kungflu

If it was bc of the mask, you’d have a lot more surgeons/nurses/scrub techs with lung problems. Hell, I’ve been in surgeries that take 6-7 hours to complete. For 1 surgery sometimes. And guess what? Everybody wears a mask.

 

[engineerVOL]

Wear a mask like Hillary...
Congrats on the nightmares you’ll have tonight.

 

[Rishvol]

Wear a mask like Hillary...

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Sorry for the nightmares you’ll have tonight.

Dam you