Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

[1972 Grad]

I grabbed a 4* tight end once. She didn't appreciate it.

One time I thought I was getting a tight end, and wound up with a wide receiver.

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

One time I thought I was getting a tight end, and wound up with a wide receiver.

Sounds like my story as well ......

 

[Weezer]

One time I thought I was getting a tight end, and wound up with a wide receiver.

Did she let you penetrate her backfield?

 

[golfballs]

My wife and I are looking for a new nanny for our son. Got a new applicant this morning, so I just googled her... and found her on Maxim. My wife only looked at her resume, what are the chances she passes the interview

 

[hog88]

My wife and I are looking for a new nanny for our son. Got a new applicant this morning, so I just googled her... and found her on Maxim. My wife only looked at her resume, what are the chances she passes the interview

Not good.

 

[volfanhill]

My wife and I are looking for a new nanny for our son. Got a new applicant this morning, so I just googled her... and found her on Maxim. My wife only looked at her resume, what are the chances she passes the interview

You need to push for a phone interview only. Blame it on the virus. Otherwise you are SOL.

 

[1972 Grad]

My wife and I are looking for a new nanny for our son. Got a new applicant this morning, so I just googled her... and found her on Maxim. My wife only looked at her resume, what are the chances she passes the interview

What is Maxim?

 

[McDad]

My wife and I are looking for a new nanny for our son. Got a new applicant this morning, so I just googled her... and found her on Maxim. My wife only looked at her resume, what are the chances she passes the interview

Pics or gtfo.

 

[McDad]

What is Maxim?

Cosmopolitan (Cosmo) for dudes.

 

[LouderVol]

Pics or gtfo.

Or at least a name.

 

[LouderVol]

Also, lucky son.

 

[1972 Grad]

Cosmopolitan (Cosmo) for dudes.

I knew there was a Maxim magazine at one time, but Gballs said he found her on Maxim, so I thought it was something else. I was thinking if it was the magazine, he found her in it.

 

[golfballs]

I knew there was a Maxim magazine at one time, but Gballs said he found her on Maxim, so I thought it was something else. I was thinking if it was the magazine, he found her in it.

On the website

 

[1972 Grad]

On the website

I didn't know it was still around. They have a spread on her?

 

[golfballs]

Pics or gtfo.

I’ll post if we don’t hire her

 

[McDad]

I’ll post if we don’t hire her

Im patient. 100% Mrs Golfballs nixes the hire.

 

[1972 Grad]

I’ll post if we don’t hire her

Sometimes nekkid women make the best nannies. Tell your wife I said so.

 

[1972 Grad]

I’ll post if we don’t hire her

Put her picture on the new syrup bottle.

 

[golfballs]

Im patient. 100% Mrs Golfballs nixes the hire.

Maybe 2020 will begin redeeming itself

 

[hog88]

Im patient. 100% Mrs Golfballs nixes the hire.

Without a doubt.

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

Just a thought I saw reading my morning paper online : Should UT honor Majors with a statue.

What would be your thoughts on putting a statue up in remembrance of Johnny Majors?

Of course, everyone remembers, they've given one out not too long ago for the late great Pat Summitt.

 

[hog88]

Just a thought I saw reading my morning paper online : Should UT honor Majors with a statue?

What would be your thoughts on putting a statue up in remembrance of Johnny Majors?

Of course, everyone remembers, they've given one out not too long ago for the late great Pat Summitt.

No national championships so no statue.

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

No national championships so no statue.

That's your vote. So we measure head football coaches with or without NC? It's a rare feat for football.

 

[hog88]

That's your vote. So we measure head football coaches with or without NC? It's a rare feat for football.

I've said many times UT needs to raise expectations and standards.

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

I've said many times UT needs to raise expectations and standards.

I'm not convinced for or against it yet. Either way ..... I'm fine with whatever they do with that decision.