Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

[DinkinFlicka]

I guess they’re right, senior citizens, though slow and dangerous behind the wheel, do still serve a purpose.

Yeah. Compost.

 

[1972 Grad]

I, too, will be drinking rich chocolate ovaltine and yelling at kids in my yard. The cycle will always continue.

I don't believe that I have ever yelled at kids in my yard. I still remember when I was a kid, and the old men were unfriendly to us at the golf course. I have always gone out of my way to encourage kids on the golf course, and have stopped to pass a football or baseball, or shoot basketball with kids. I helped a couple of beginners on the driving range this week. They were appreciative

 

[GoBigOrangeUT]

Yeah. Compost.

Grandma always loved her flowers. It was fitting that her remains helped grow that garden for years to come.

 

[1972 Grad]

I guess they’re right, senior citizens, though slow and dangerous behind the wheel, do still serve a purpose.

I have 3 old cars with a total of over 1100 horsepower between them. I ain't slow behind the wheel. I have an Escort 360 radar detector on board at all times. Plus, I have never had but one wreck, and that was when I was 21.

 

[Bigun]

I guess they’re right, senior citizens, though slow and dangerous behind the wheel, do still serve a purpose.

my most quotable movie next to Major League.

 

[CagleMtnVol]

Make sure the Werther's are the originals. Those are my favorites. I refuse to eat a Fig Newton. I tasted one about 60 years ago.

Strawberry newton's is where it's at!

 

[DynaLo]

I have 3 old cars with a total of over 1100 horsepower between them. I ain't slow behind the wheel. I have an Escort 360 radar detector on board at all times. Plus, I have never had but one wreck, and that was when I was 21.

Here lately it appears that a monster 4x4 with a brush guard might be the way to go.

 

[UT_VOLS13]

I have 3 old cars with a total of over 1100 horsepower between them. I ain't slow behind the wheel. I have an Escort 360 radar detector on board at all times. Plus, I have never had but one wreck, and that was when I was 21.

What you got if you don't mind me asking. I was beside a Dodge Charger 6.4 Liter Supercharged Hemi and he got on it; and man that thing sounded amazing.

 

[GoBigOrangeUT]

I have 3 old cars with a total of over 1100 horsepower between them. I ain't slow behind the wheel. I have an Escort 360 radar detector on board at all times. Plus, I have never had but one wreck, and that was when I was 21.

Let’s line ‘em up. Your American muscle vs my Mazda Miata.

 

[UT_VOLS13]

Here lately it appears that a monster 4x4 with a brush guard might be the way to go.

I never should have sold my Dodge MegaCab I used on the farm.

 

[UT_VOLS13]

Let’s line ‘em up. Your American muscle vs my Mazda Miata.

Do you race or go to those track events? A Miata can be a killer track car.

 

[1972 Grad]

What you got if you don't mind me asking. I was beside a Dodge Charger 6.4 Liter Supercharged Hemi and he got on it; and man that thing sounded amazing.

1970 AMC AMX 2 seater, 1971 AMC Hornet SC/360, 2000 Corvette Fixed Roof Coupe. All are manual trans, and all are fast. I drive a 2017 Toyota Avalon for a daily driver. Cars are modified with head porting, aftermarket intake manifolds, camshafts, etc.

 

[UT_VOLS13]

1970 AMC AMX 2 seater, 1971 AMC Hornet SC/360, 2000 Corvette Fixed Roof Coupe. All are manual trans, and all are fast. I drive a 2017 Toyota Avalon for a daily driver. Cars are modified with head porting, aftermarket intake manifolds, camshafts, etc.

Cool

 

[1972 Grad]

Let’s line ‘em up. Your American muscle vs my Mazda Miata.

I drove a 95 Miata "M" daily for 10 years. Fantastic, fun cars.

 

[1972 Grad]

Cool

I have also owned 6 of the old 426 Hemi Mopars, along with around 100 muscle cars.

 

[37L1]

Yeah. Compost.

That's a rotting thing to say.

 

[VolStrom]

I drove a 95 Miata "M" daily for 10 years. Fantastic, fun cars.

If you're 5'6" and weigh 140 pounds.

 

[DinkinFlicka]

That's a rotting thing to say.

My sense of morality is decomposing by the day.

 

[DinkinFlicka]

Do you race or go to those track events? A Miata can be a killer track car.

Some good friends of mine race Miata's. A few posters here probably know them.

 

[NorthDallas40]

I remember those commercials.

Ralphie is that you?

 

[LouderVol]

Strawberry newton's is where it's at!

Never had the strawberry ones. Love the fig ones.

 

[1972 Grad]

If you're 5'6" and weigh 140 pounds.

6'1" and 190.

 

[hog88]

Happy Birthday. That's their motto. If that doesn't happen then you must bring a lawsuit. Get LG to do the job.

If I sue someone I want to win.

 

[Carl Pickens]

Thank you Acura automotive designers. You put a 17mm tranny fill plug bolt 4 inches away from a 17mm bolt which only serves to attach another component to the case. Great design work you myopic moronic misguided miscreants.

And in case any of you are wondering, when attempting to funnel in trans fluid into the dummy bolt opening, it runs all over the lower exhaust components and the garage floor.

In summary, automobile engineers have no mother, their fathers are $2 gigolos; they are soulless, feckless, dickless. They will die alone having never known neither platonic, nor romantic love.

don’t you love it when something like that happens? Years ago I changed the oil on my truck and didn’t notice the filter gasket stuck to the truck rather than coming off with the filter. I put the new filter on and filled it up with oil..... started the truck up.... backed out of the garage. Got out and saw oil all over the garage floor and the drive way. I was shocked by the amount of oil that spewed out..... my neighbors were shocked by my wordsmithing

 

[ETV]

After this week, it's time to unwind with K-billys super sounds of the 70's tunes and a cold one.