Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

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#30,177
BreatheUT said:
Does it upset anyone else when they look at the phone and see that they missed a local phone call eventhough the volume was up, then when you call back it's a voicemail asking if you want a cash offer? I've told these idiots several times not to keep calling me but they just change phone numbers every time.
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I'd get text messages from these azz-holes. I don't know why they keep doing sh!t like that. I'm not going to get in touch for a car or money loan ( if I ever needed one) with these people. They'd text me every day for a year & all I ever did was delete their text message. It was pretty consistent. I'd get a text everyday at 9 am. These people are annoying like those little bugs that keep flying around in front of your face.....but worse.
 
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I met coach Majors back in the early 80's and I really liked him. I didn't realize that he was 85, on the other hand I'm not a spring chicken anymore either. RIP Johnny, you made my life better!
 
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Kids want water guns.
I look up Super Soakers on Target. Reviews are mixed to bad.
Look up original Super Soakers on Ebay. Holy **** why did I get rid of them. The 50's which were the basic small size go for $50-135. For a water gun. The big ones are $200+.
 
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VolStrom said:
I met coach Majors back in the early 80's and I really liked him. I didn't realize that he was 85, on the other hand I'm not a spring chicken anymore either. RIP Johnny, you made my life better!
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Met JM and Miss America 1960 (Linda Mead) on the driving range about 15 years ago. They played in a foursome ahead of us and Coach left his putter on a green and I had to go run it up to him. Only a couple of probabilities one would will leave a putter on a green, but I digress. They bolted after about 10 holes.

Thanks for the memories Coach. RIP.
 
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Septic said:
Anybody notice how @grandvol disappeared about the same time Tiger King got locked up? GV was living in Oklahoma right?

I'm not saying they're the same, but has anyone seen them in the same room together?
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He actually emailed me last weekend while I was in Florida, it was good to hear he was okay. Good to hear 72 is as well.
 
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DancingOutlaw said:
Kids want water guns.
I look up Super Soakers on Target. Reviews are mixed to bad.
Look up original Super Soakers on Ebay. Holy **** why did I get rid of them. The 50's which were the basic small size go for $50-135. For a water gun. The big ones are $200+.
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What was the giant one... CPS 2000?

You were the bad MF if you came to a birthday party with that while all the little peasants were running around with XPS100's like they were finna do something.
 
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DinkinFlicka said:
What was the giant one... CPS 2000?

You were the bad MF if you came to a birthday party with that while all the little peasants were running around with XPS100's like they were finna do something.
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Yeah the one with the shoulder strap. Basically the minigun in Predator. Even back then that one was $75 or something. Pretty sure if you wanted that one your parents had to be divorced.
 
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Thank you Acura automotive designers. You put a 17mm tranny fill plug bolt 4 inches away from a 17mm bolt which only serves to attach another component to the case. Great design work you myopic moronic misguided miscreants.

And in case any of you are wondering, when attempting to funnel in trans fluid into the dummy bolt opening, it runs all over the lower exhaust components and the garage floor.

In summary, automobile engineers have no mother, their fathers are $2 gigolos; they are soulless, feckless, dickless. They will die alone having never known neither platonic, nor romantic love.
 
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McDad said:
Thank you Acura automotive designers. You put a 17mm tranny fill plug bolt 4 inches away from a 17mm bolt which only serves to attach another component to the case. Great design work you myopic moronic misguided miscreants.

And in case any of you are wondering, when attempting to funnel in trans fluid into the dummy bolt opening, it runs all over the lower exhaust components and the garage floor.

In summary, automobile engineers have no mother, their fathers are $2 gigolos; they are soulless, feckless, dickless. They will die alone having never known neither platonic, nor romantic love.
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I dont know why you say that last bit. It seems like they screwed you good.
 
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@McDad

Guess I bragged about how smooth our remodel was going way too soon. Valve on a water line busted last night and flooded the entire basement, got under some of the new flooring and generally a disaster.
 
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hog88 said:
@McDad

Guess I bragged about how smooth our remodel was going way too soon. Valve on a water line busted last night and flooded the entire basement, got under some of the new flooring and generally a disaster.
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Oh crap. Man that sucks. Serve pro coming out to remove water?
 
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hog88 said:
@McDad

Guess I bragged about how smooth our remodel was going way too soon. Valve on a water line busted last night and flooded the entire basement, got under some of the new flooring and generally a disaster.
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Sorry to hear that hog. Must have been karma coming back to repay you from your teenage years.
 
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FLVOL_79 said:
Buffalo cops got in trouble at a protest. Pushed some old timer and the dude just went to the ground and blood poured out of his ears. Gnarly video of it. Good combination of play stupid games win stupid prizes and bad cops
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As a 70 year old myself, a couple of things come to mind.

1) If the man was younger he wouldn't have lost his balance with a shove of that force.
2) If he was going to screw around with the police, he should have been smart enough to wear the helmet in his hand.

It was a perfect storm, and looks pitiful.
 
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EZwqizPWoAM1plu
 
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