Latest Coronavirus - Yikes

[Zues1]

America’s youth folks....

Yeah man, I remember when I was 10' tall and bulletproof.

 

[NorthDallas40]

Good idea unfortunately there may not be any of us boomers left to help with the roundup.

Just place a package of heated hot pockets and a monster outside each basement door and net/taser the little bastards when the take the bait?

 

[DynaLo]

Just place a package of heated hot pockets and a monster outside each basement door and net/taser the little bastards when the take the bait?

 

[zeppelin128]

Just place a package of heated hot pockets and a monster outside each basement door and net/taser the little bastards when the take the bait?

That will work for GenZ. We millennials require craft beer and avocado toast outside our studio apartments.

 

[NorthDallas40]

That will work for GenZ. We millennials require craft beer and avocado toast outside our studio apartments.

Noted. Thanks for the updated lure profile.

 

[FLVOL_79]

Damn..lot of ugly people at spring break there

 

[FLVOL_79]

That will work for GenZ. We millennials require craft beer and avocado toast outside our studio apartments.

My second garage is bigger than a studio apartment..and its two floors.

 

[BartW]

Barring some sort of collapse, the woman and I are going to go camp in the WNC national forest next week for 5 or so days.

Probably make some morbid over/under bet on the covid numbers for when we get back within phone reception.

FYI

National Park Service to temporarily suspend park entrance fees

 

[golfballs]

Barring some sort of collapse, the woman and I are going to go camp in the WNC national forest next week for 5 or so days.

Probably make some morbid over/under bet on the covid numbers for when we get back within phone reception.

If I were close I’d be doing the same

 

[BartW]

UW epidemiologist Stephen Schwartz has passed away from covid-19. RIP

 

[volfanjustin]

Not sure when the first case was discovered here, but we are now at 115 deaths in the US which is about the same number of people who die in auto accidents in the US per day

 

[zeppelin128]

My second garage is bigger than a studio apartment..and its two floors.

This is a pretty interesting read about us evil millennials and real estate trends.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/real...e0e386-eeb9-11e9-89eb-ec56cd414732_story.html

 

[DinkinFlicka]

Not sure when the first case was discovered here, but we are now at 115 deaths in the US which is about the same number of people who die in auto accidents in the US per day

1) We're at 150

2) It's such a dumb ****ing comparison to make.

 

[DinkinFlicka]

FYI

National Park Service to temporarily suspend park entrance fees

Oh we're avoiding parks. We're trying to get *away* from other carcasses.

 

[Septic]

Greetings from Jost Van Dyke, BVI. I heard that since I've been gone things have spiraled out of control, I can't leave you guys alone for a second.

 

[volfanjustin]

1) We're at 150

2) It's such a dumb ****ing comparison to make.

So about 1.25 days worth, thanks for the update.
No it’s not, it puts this hysteria into context

 

[NorthDallas40]

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Greetings from Jost Van Dyke, BVI. I heard that since I've been gone things have spiraled out of control, I can't leave you guys alone for a second.

I was wondering where you were! Are you chartering a boat and sailing the BVI?

I’ve attended Foxy’s wooden boat regatta, watching the boats sail by crewed by hung over crew, as we nursed Bloody Marys being hung over ourselves. That was 25 years ago tho.

 

[MarcoVol]

So about 1.25 days worth, thanks for the update.
No it’s not, it puts this hysteria into context

Ppl in car crashes don’t spread car crashes to other ppl

 

[DinkinFlicka]

So about 1.25 days worth, thanks for the update.
No it’s not, it puts this hysteria into context

I'm just assuming you failed basic math.

 

[newyorkvol]

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Greetings from Jost Van Dyke, BVI. I heard that since I've been gone things have spiraled out of control, I can't leave you guys alone for a second.

If you get to St John check out the Lime Out!

 

[DinkinFlicka]

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Greetings from Jost Van Dyke, BVI. I heard that since I've been gone things have spiraled out of control, I can't leave you guys alone for a second.

We were taking bets on whether or not you got git.

 

[TheDeeble]

I feel like it would be juvenile if the Chinese hadn't behaved in such a malicious and dishonest way. But they've knowingly suppressed information and contributed to the death's of thousands. I imagine they wanted to take the west down with them when they realized how badly they were about to be hurt.

I wouldn't really disagree with any of that. It'd be impossible to prove China intentionally let it escape their borders but it wouldn't surprise me if was true. Sounds like something China may do.

 

[VolStrom]

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Greetings from Jost Van Dyke, BVI. I heard that since I've been gone things have spiraled out of control, I can't leave you guys alone for a second.

You turd. Watch out for the earthquake induced tidal waves, they already had a 5.7 in Utah, the BVI can't be far behind. Do they still have planes flying back to the US or are you stuck there?

 

[MarcoVol]

The libs here who are in such a panic should be bashing cryin chuck over this, he's old and frail. He may only have days to live after this

Schumer is 69 yrs old.

Trump is 73 yrs old.

You need better material.

 

[allvol123]

Ppl in car crashes don’t spread car crashes to other ppl, fool

And this isn't going to go on forever.