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#5,377
I've foud the solution to the coronavirus.

Body condoms.

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utvols88 said:
Soreness but overall good. Heres the car. Mine is the white. It's worse than the pictures show. He crossed my path to turn left out of the publix. He didnt see me because an SUV that was turning in where he was blocked me. Thanks for asking!
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What? He was trying to get out of your way so you ran over him?
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Kinda broke it. Glad you're OK. Looks expensive, though. Definitely a solid hit.
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Wow, looks like it could have been much worse. I'm glad your both ok.
 
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hog88 said:
4:00pm dinners out, driving slow in the left lane, leaving your turn signal on, falling asleep and snoring in the theater.........

Change all of that.
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Hey, I may be guilty of some of that, but never driving slow in the left lane. I passed a cop last year on a back country two lane road. He was piddling along at 55 in a completely unmarked Charger and hidden by the car between us. Nice guy; he said he had me at 75 (probably in my favor), and gave me a warning. I'm definitely becoming a believer in veterans license plates - and thinking I need to fix my radar detector cable. And movies aren't nearly as entertaining as the used to be - has to be the millennial effect.
 
#5,380
#5,380
I went to Amazon to refill my usual poop paper and they were out. This coronavirus is hitting home for me. Oh and when I was at the grocery store yesterday, they didn't have any hand sanitizer either. This is bad, really really bad.
 
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VolStrom said:
I went to Amazon to refill my usual poop paper and they were out. This coronavirus is hitting home for me. Oh and when I was at the grocery store yesterday, they didn't have any hand sanitizer either. This is bad, really really bad.
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Did you decide to order a different brand of TP, or are you going to panic just because Amazon was out of one brand?
 
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hog88 said:
4:00pm dinners out, driving slow in the left lane, leaving your turn signal on, falling asleep and snoring in the theater.........

Change all of that.
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4:00 is at least 3 hours too early for dinner. Is 85 mph considered too slow in the left lane? Plus, I'm bad at not using my turn signal if nobody is close by. If I don't turn it on, I won't need to turn it off. I don't go to theaters, and I only sleep after about 11:30 at night, no naps.
 
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1972 Grad said:
4:00 is at least 3 hours too early for dinner. Is 85 mph considered too slow in the left lane? Plus, I'm bad at not using my turn signal if nobody is close by. If I don't turn it on, I won't need to turn it off. I don't go to theaters, and I only sleep after about 11:30 at night, no naps.
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Have to admit a recliner, TV, and the magic hours (6 - 9 PM) are an invitation to drift off ... after that I'm good to go. Every now and then, I may even catch a sunrise before bed - they're overrated ... like a sunset in reverse but at at a totally unacceptable time of day.
 
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Velo Vol said:
Nope.

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So if Trump allows those prisoners off the Diamond Corona Supermax without knowing if and how many people are infected and the set off a mini epidemic because nobody knew, then you good with that? You don't think that "I like the numbers being where they are. I don't need to have the numbers double because of one ship" would mean he doesn't think it would be wise to turn loose a new set of Coronavirus starters, so they can quickly double the number of infected people? You'd just rather interpret a different and more sinister/unflattering way?

From the other cruise ship debacle it's fairly apparent that quarantine on a ship is risky business, so where do you quarantine 3500 people? Don't you think it might take a bit of logistics to resolve how you get a mix of infected and unaffected but potentially infected people off a ship and find a place to put them? If they did it wrong (like just let them off the ship and free to travel) and infections jump, we'd certainly hear all about that (how the administration completely failed in it's opportunity to protect the nation, and now we're all gonna die).
 
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VolStrom said:
Full on panic mode. I have extra paper towels and wash clothes coming to bridge the gap.
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Yeah, good thing I went to Sam's and picked up those supersize packages of paper towels and toilet paper for the other house - and they are sitting here in the garage.
 
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My old buddy from Savannah (and he's 66 or 67, about a year older than me) is flying into Houston right now, to continue his immunotherapy at MD Anderson tomorrow. I'm going to be putting him up tomorrow night through Monday morning in the double-wide at my workplace. He may be bringing me a present that might kill us both; if so, we'll have a helluva party on the way out.
 
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RavinDave said:
My old buddy from Savannah (and he's 66 or 67, about a year older than me) is flying into Houston right now, to continue his immunotherapy at MD Anderson tomorrow. I'm going to be putting him up tomorrow night through Monday morning in the double-wide at my workplace. He may be bringing me a present that might kill us both; if so, we'll have a helluva party on the way out.
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I gotta say the healthcare industry in Houston is probably one of the finest in the world. There are hospitals everywhere. What is it...Texas Medical Center? Has like 100,000 employees.

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Orangeburst said:
I gotta say the healthcare industry in Houston is probably one of the finest in the world. There are hospitals everywhere. What is it...Texas Medical Center? Has like 100,000 employees.
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That's right. I have been a patient of MD Anderson myself. This was 9-10 years ago, had a small lesion on my lower lip that was fortuitously, completely removed by a former Navy surgeon (an ear/nose/throat guy in the Woodlands my GP sent me to) when he did a "shave biopsy" for the initial diagnosis. It was assayed as a type of skin cancer (not a melanoma but I forget the technical name for it) which if left untreated could potentially metastasize. Not knowing how cleanly it was dealt with by the biopsy, or whether it might have already spread, I went to several more doctors including a great lady (a top Moh's surgeon) at Baylor who cut on it as well, and also to MD Anderson, and did a topical chemo-type treatment that temporarily tore up my lip... but I have been clean ever since the old Navy guy took the knife to me.
 
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RavinDave said:
That's right. I have been a patient of MD Anderson myself. This was 9-10 years ago, had a small lesion on my lower lip that was fortuitously, completely removed by a former Navy surgeon (an ear/nose/throat guy in the Woodlands my GP sent me to) when he did a "shave biopsy" for the initial diagnosis. It was assayed as a type of skin cancer (not a melanoma but I forget the technical name for it) which if left untreated could potentially metastasize. Not knowing how cleanly it was dealt with by the biopsy, or whether it might have already spread, I went to several more doctors including a great lady (a top Moh's surgeon) at Baylor who cut on it as well, and also to MD Anderson, and did a topical chemo-type treatment that temporarily tore up my lip... but I have been clean ever since the old Navy guy took the knife to me.
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Squamous. That's what it was.
 
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