Recruiting Forum Football Talk II

[InVOLuntary]

You don't know how to do this...

I've only got 1700 cals, and I had 3 whole eggs and 3 egg whites scrambled together, on toast, with 4 slices of bacon for breakfast this morning. Tonight I'm going to have 750g of white chicken chili with 15 crackers and 56g of shredded cheese. For lunch I had two slices of Digiorno. Then slid in 2 scoops of protein to hit my protein goal. What are you doing eating all that nasty chicken breast?

Metric system is for commies.

 

[gainesvol82]

Crap in a Bag and leave in on Butch Jones porch. Then light it on fire.

Piss in a half full bottle of chilled champagne, put the cork back in and put it on Butch's front porch with a note that says "From Coach Saban: We really value having you here. Congrats on your promotion. Drink immediately."

 

[Bassmaster_Vol]

Metric system is for commies.

Tell that to @nicksjuzunk, he makes me use it.

 

[gainesvol82]

Metric system is for commies.

And drug dealers.

 

[Orangeburst]

Fun Fact:

-40° F = -40° C

 

[InVOLuntary]

Tell that to @nicksjuzunk, he makes me use it.

@nicksjuzunk was obviously brainwashed when he was over there. You can tell by the way he bosses you around. He's a dictator.

 

[delfonic]

Crap in a Bag and leave in on Butch Jones porch. Then light it on fire.

And after the porch is on fire?

 

[butchna]

@nicksjuzunk was obviously brainwashed when he was over there. You can tell by the way he bosses you around. He's a dictator.

Tater who’s also a ...

 

[85SugarVol]

Elwood shack is on my list. I meant to go last year but never got to it.

Brisket sandwich at Elwood’s

 

[85SugarVol]

Narcos Mexico on Netflix

Hunters on Prime

Do you have to watch Narcos seasons in order? Which is better?

 

[StoVol]

a little more on felton

 

[InVOLuntary]

Tater who’s also a ...

I almost spelled it that way, but Nick's too nice of a guy.

 

[Catbone]

a little more on felton

Gimme that South Georgia pipeline

 

[StoVol]

also, make sure you have your brisket at room temp before placing on your bbq, putting in on there cold is not ideal, agree on foil making the fat side too soft and steamy

 

[Cosmo Kramer]

Piss in a half full bottle of chilled champagne, put the cork back in and put it on Butch's front porch with a note that says "From Coach Saban: We really value having you here. Congrats on your promotion. Drink immediately."

Call Clay Webb first. Have him add a little extra hops

 

[Devo182]

Tell that to @nicksjuzunk, he makes me use it.

The conversion struggle is real brother.

 

[TrippieRedd]

Random, but Jaylen McCollough is sooooooo good

 

[jakez4ut]

Narcos Mexico on Netflix

Hunters on Prime

Hunters is probably up next for me.

Just finished narcos Mexico season 2. Really really liked it.

 

[nicksjuzunk]

Dirty dicks is goooood @Bassmaster_Vol

 

[KokoBVol]

Embrace it bishes...

 

[wuwh_08]

You don't know how to do this...

I've only got 1700 cals, and I had 3 whole eggs and 3 egg whites scrambled together, on toast, with 4 slices of bacon for breakfast this morning. Tonight I'm going to have 750g of white chicken chili with 15 crackers and 56g of shredded cheese. For lunch I had two slices of Digiorno. Then slid in 2 scoops of protein to hit my protein goal. What are you doing eating all that nasty chicken breast?

Sure is a shame that a grown man has to follow a diet plan...you sound like my wife.

*Note* I do Keto. Lost 40 pounds but I don’t weigh my food like a Hollywood starlet.

Bass, just messing with you.

Edit: @nicksjuzunk is like sally struthers and Jane Fonda around here.

 

[Bassmaster_Vol]

Sure is a shame that a grown man has to follow a diet plan...you sound like my wife.

*Note* I do Keto. Lost 40 pounds but I don’t weigh my food like a Hollywood starlet.

Bass, just messing with you.

Lol! Hey, it works! I’m down 60 pounds and I still eat pretty good

 

[nicksjuzunk]

Can’t wait to eat bbq next week

 

[Tennessee Golfer]

Embrace it bishes...

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How about some exercise there sloth.

 

[nicksjuzunk]

You don't know how to do this...

I've only got 1700 cals, and I had 3 whole eggs and 3 egg whites scrambled together, on toast, with 4 slices of bacon for breakfast this morning. Tonight I'm going to have 750g of white chicken chili with 15 crackers and 56g of shredded cheese. For lunch I had two slices of Digiorno. Then slid in 2 scoops of protein to hit my protein goal. What are you doing eating all that nasty chicken breast?