Recruiting Forum Football Talk II

[Sleegro]

Never thought of doing that...now I’ve heard of it and it will be done.

It's so good. Also then you have a thing of gravy to dip fries in.

 

[Sleegro]

Would a Sargent in the space force be a stargent?

 

[bpvol]

Happy Birthday @Bassmaster_Vol !

 

[T Dog]

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Am I the only one like

He had my neurons like

 

[Jackcrevol]

Why? Just because mine wants to take me out Jean Claude Van Damme style?
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good heaven that is skill. the concentration and method employed in staring at a hyperextended knee....then, his impression of a rubber tackling dummy is spot on! unreal.

 

[bignewt]

I can't stand Valentine's Day. It is the worst holiday. Made up to sell stuff to guys who should be doing that stuff all the time for their ladies but aren't. Then they do it once a year because society tells them they should. So they spend 3 times what it normally costs for some flowers and candy. Spend hours in a restaurant that is packing in extra tables so people have to sit next to total strangers and try to have a romantic dinner. Then you are expected to buy jewelry that she may never wear again because if you don't you don't love her.

I got my wife a nice card (wrote my own sentiments), loaded up her Starbucks app on her phone, and we ate at the mexican restaurant that she loves. Great Valentine's Day.

Idiocracy.

 

[Brillovol]

@Glitch, here’s the FB post from my wife. Her words and support are far better than anything she could give me.

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Congrats on the sex!

 

[SmokinBob]

Hey fellas. The next few months are going to the most difficult of my life. My 20 year marriage will be ending. I’ll need to use this place as an escape from time to time as I work through the process. I will be even more crotchety than Ulysses, so look out. I appreciate your prayers.

 

[Brillovol]

Idiocracy.

Literally how I picture you before hitting reply...

 

[Bassmaster_Vol]

Happy Birthday @Bassmaster_Vol

Thanks Trip!

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Happy Birthday Bass! Just tell Nick it was one slice!!!!!

nick gonna be mad when he see my weight tomorrow ! Thanks!

 

[Bassmaster_Vol]

Happy birthday, Bass! Hope you have a wonderful day!

Thanks SAS!

 

[Bassmaster_Vol]

Here’s just a normal “Happy Birthday, bro” for you @Bassmaster_Vol

Spoiler: Nothing Weird Here I Promise

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Spoiler: Seriously Happy Birthday!

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thanks!

 

[Jackcrevol]

Idiocracy.

no comment

 

[Bassmaster_Vol]

Wasting Birthday calories on queso is criminal.

You shut your mouth!

 

[Bassmaster_Vol]

Happy Birthday @Bassmaster_Vol !

Thanks BP!

 

[JacketVol]

Hey fellas. The next few months are going to the most difficult of my life. My 20 year marriage will be ending. I’ll need to use this place as an escape from time to time as I work through the process. I will be even more crotchety than Ulysses, so look out. I appreciate your prayers.

Dang man. Are you going to be able to stay in the ministry? I know sometimes churches can be hard on the pastor even when they shouldn't be. Don't discuss that last part among you guys cause he doesn't need to hear any of your opinions on that. I just know a few who have been mistreated who were pastors when this has happened to them.

 

[Glitch]

Way to go @OGbabyaviVol you made @SweetasSoda cry. Ya big jerk.

 

[engineerVOL]

thanks!

Your birthday? Happy birthday..

 

[tnvols72]

Why? Just because mine wants to take me out Jean Claude Van Damme style?
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This one is better lol

 

[JacketVol]

Then

I can't stand Valentine's Day. It is the worst holiday. Made up to sell stuff to guys who should be doing that stuff all the time for their ladies but aren't. Then they do it once a year because society tells them they should. So they spend 3 times what it normally costs for some flowers and candy. Spend hours in a restaurant that is packing in extra tables so people have to sit next to total strangers and try to have a romantic dinner. Then you are expected to buy jewelry that she may never wear again because if you don't you don't love her.

I got my wife a nice card (wrote my own sentiments), loaded up her Starbucks app on her phone, and we ate at the mexican restaurant that she loves. Great Valentine's Day.

Then after all that effort, you start to get romantic then you let out the most awful Mexican food fart of all time and no sex for you. What a waste.

 

[Ten_Titans]

We were going to adopt a rescue a few years back and were denied because of this. We live out on a decent chunk of land with a minimal of neighbours. Ended up just rescuing a mixed breed off Craigslist. Some dogs really should be inside dogs most of the time but many would prefer to be outside.

I kid you not, one of the shelter workers asked me if I would leave my child outside.

We had a husky growing up. We left it inside in the Summer, but you couldn't keep it inside during the winter.

People just don't have any sense. Most large breed dogs were bred to live outside. The only reason they like to be inside is because that's where the people are. Dogs survived just fine before HVAC was invented. Food, water, some shade and some company and any large breed dog is going to be just fine.

 

[engineerVOL]

I can't stand Valentine's Day. It is the worst holiday. Made up to sell stuff to guys who should be doing that stuff all the time for their ladies but aren't. Then they do it once a year because society tells them they should. So they spend 3 times what it normally costs for some flowers and candy. Spend hours in a restaurant that is packing in extra tables so people have to sit next to total strangers and try to have a romantic dinner. Then you are expected to buy jewelry that she may never wear again because if you don't you don't love her.

I got my wife a nice card (wrote my own sentiments), loaded up her Starbucks app on her phone, and we ate at the mexican restaurant that she loves. Great Valentine's Day.

We started doing brunch dates on Valentines day. Much more relaxed feeling. And brunch food > any other food (to us). No crowds. No pressure. Then order take-out after the kids go down for bed, eat in our PJs.

 

[johnsonbrewer]

Slowly nursing my self back to life from the flu. Got some help from John Jameson last night to kill any last flu germs that may be holding on.
I took my time down to start watching breaking bad. Started Tuesday night, now towards the end of season 3. It’s getting interesting now, season 1-2 was a struggle which reminded me why I stopped watching when it first aired. Just finished the episode where Hank woke up from being shot by the Mexican brothers.
I find the shows writing very predictable so far, but now starting to second guess where this tangled web goes from here?!

Mr. Jameson is a real Saint.

 

[appyvol]

Lunardi has us as his 12th team out, need Syracuse to lose so they don't jump us.

 

[Brillovol]

Then


Then after all that effort, you start to get romantic then you let all the most awful Mexican food fart of all time and no sex for you. What a waste.

Nothing worse than having the mood ruined by bloating and green gasses permeating from under the covers.

I mean, so I’ve heard...