Things I'm mad about today

#6,603
#6,603
82_VOL_83 said:
I have to go to fawking Pubelix. In doing so I have to go by fawking Wal-Mart's and deal with the fawking stupid fawking people that can't drive for chit. Why can't all these martha fawkers just stay fawking hone.
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You can hang with me anytime. I got ran out of the road today by one of them martha fawkers heading into Wal-Mart. She turned left from the far right lane. Cut across my lane, the turning lane and two lanes of on coming traffic. I ended up sideways in the road front tires in the grass. Where is a cop when you need one.
 
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Vol524 said:
You can hang with me anytime. I got ran out of the road today by one of them martha fawkers heading into Wal-Mart. She turned left from the far right lane. Cut across my lane, the turning lane and two lanes of on coming traffic. I ended up sideways in the road front tires in the grass. Where is a cop when you need one.
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That ain't good.
 
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#6,606
Vol524 said:
You can hang with me anytime. I got ran out of the road today by one of them martha fawkers heading into Wal-Mart. She turned left from the far right lane. Cut across my lane, the turning lane and two lanes of on coming traffic. I ended up sideways in the road front tires in the grass. Where is a cop when you need one.
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*Martha Focker.

This is why new people suck. They fawk up errthangs.
 
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#6,609
VolNExile said:
I see that the spirit of Christmas is in full bloom with you!
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Bah freaking humbug.
 
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#6,616
I am mad because "Some assembly required" is code for we threw the parts in a box, you can figure it out. I have been putting two bicycles together most of the morning. One box had everything in it but the assembly instructions.
Like an idiot, I did not buy two bikes that were a like. Stabbed myself with the box cutter trying to open one of the boxes. Cut two of my fingers on the freaking hand brake cable. This gift will be from ME. Santa is not getting credit for it. SMDH Oh Merry Christmas!
 
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Vol524 said:
I am mad because "Some assembly required" is code for we threw the parts in a box, you can figure it out. I have been putting two bicycles together most of the morning. One box had everything in it but the assembly instructions.
Like an idiot, I did not buy two bikes that were a like. Stabbed myself with the box cutter trying to open one of the boxes. Cut two of my fingers on the freaking hand brake cable. This gift will be from ME. Santa is not getting credit for it. SMDH Oh Merry Christmas!
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Take this whining crap to the Pub. Thanks.
 
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#6,619
Behr said:
Does anyone here but you understand it?
Lulz.
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I would hope you would since you said you like girls feet and always complement womens shoes that it was one of yur moves. Damn Behr do you have a memory problem?

I have to explain errythang to you almost.
It should have been a inside joke with you
I was getting you some shoes to judge and plus you would have seen she was a girl.
 
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rocytop2624 said:
I would hope you would since you said you like girls feet and always complement womens shoes that it was one of yur moves. Damn Behr do you have a memory problem?

I have to explain errythang to you almost.
It should have been a inside joke with you
I was getting you some shoes to judge and plus you would have seen she was a girl.
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I would have never put that together brah. You surprise me almost daily.
 
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