'20 NV TE Darnell Washington (UGA commit)

[Proud Army Wife]

Wait ... are we just now discovering that @Glitch is married to @Proud Army Wife and they've both been secretly posting on Volnation throughout the day and night while claiming to the other they were "working"? I guess that's better than them looking at porn while claiming to be working.

that could actually be believable if I had 3 daughters

 

[Glitch]

I’ve always said if you can’t go p off your porch, then you are living too close to someone.

What if your neighbor is a jackazz and you just like to pee on his house?

 

[SergeantVol]

I protect the freedoms of coffee drinkers only. No coffee and you are on your own for your freedoms.

Boom!

 

[Glitch]

They let anyone become an officer....

Now, that is a factual statement. I have zero clue what I am doing.

 

[butchna]

Who said I ever claimed to be "working"?

You were working something to a nub.

 

[Glitch]

that could actually be believable if I had 3 daughters

 

[Paper_Towel]

They don't let people in who don't drink coffee. Gotta draw the line somewhere.

No wonder why the Army recruiters said my ASVAB score was too high for their branch.

They all drank coffee!

 

[Glitch]

You were working something to a nub.

 

[WilliamDuVOL]

I have nothing to do at work this week or next with the holidays, and I'm in all of both weeks, so this thread needs to just keep growing so I have something to read. Thanks in advance.

 

[Bassmaster_Vol]

Sorry guys...

 

[DeepPurpleFloyd]

that could actually be believable if I had 3 daughters

Sorry, glanced at your picture with 3 kids, saw someone mention your husband was outnumbered, and then @Glitch mentioned having 3 daughters and being in the Army and assumed you all had the same family makeup.

 

[Paper_Towel]

@Freak

 

[Glitch]

Sorry, glanced at your picture with 3 kids, saw someone mention your husband was outnumbered, and then @Glitch mentioned having 3 daughters and being in the Army and assumed you all had the same family makeup.

Not cool to assume how a family identifies. Familieist IMO.

 

[AustinMem]

Sorry guys...

And this is how you qualify for the Air Force.

 

[Bassmaster_Vol]

@Freak
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Both dog fans. Not sure why they’re here or why one continues to post constantly pretending to be a UT fan

 

[SergeantVol]

No wonder why the Army recruiters said my ASVAB score was too high for their branch.

They all drank coffee!

 

[Glitch]

No wonder why the Army recruiters said my ASVAB score was too high for their branch.

They all drank coffee!

 

[DeepPurpleFloyd]

Both dog fans. Not sure why they’re here or why one continues to post constantly pretending to be a UT fan

However, he does seem like he enjoys dick punches.

 

[Jackcrevol]

Sorry guys...

You don't want to laugh, but, you do.

 

[Pepe_Silvia]

And this is how you qualify for the Air Force.

Actually the marriage ceremony between an airman and a dependapotamus.

 

[OldVolMan]

What if your neighbor is a jackazz and you just like to pee on his house?

Well, then you should defiantly not mind peeing off the porch, especially in bright daylight..lol

 

[OldVolMan]

I guess my question is, if he signed before Friday with UGA, why go see Bailey play? UGA got zero players from Marietta.

Maybe to cause everyone to assume it is TN, trying throw us off tracks? Hope not, but possible.

 

[jakez4ut]

Both dog fans. Not sure why they’re here or why one continues to post constantly pretending to be a UT fan

pretty sure they're both in it for the dick punch.

 

[Vfl2407]

pretty sure they're both in it for the dick punch.

What are the ingredients for that type of punch?
Similar to Hawaiian Punch ?

 

[Gandalf]

So you just openly watch porn in front of your wife. You lucky bastard!

Even better - my wife actually sends me porn to watch (but cant while I am working).