Random, Thoughts, X,XXIV

[Souce]

 

[Souce]

 

[TopsideVol]

I love you,, Souce! Behr be a bich. We kewl

 

[rocytop2624]

Behr, be muh frand!!!

 

[superdave1984]

Reheating hard shell tacos.....not the best plan for lunch.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Reheating hard shell tacos.....not the best plan for lunch.

Disastrous

 

[theFallGuy]

sleet tomorrow morning. Time to stock up on milk sandwiches

 

[TopsideVol]

Lol
Reporter caught boyfriend cheating when 'physical activity' spiked on Fitbit: 'Wish the story wasn't real'

 

[superdave1984]

@joevol33
Got all your family Christmas presents right here.

 

[joevol33]

@joevol33
Got all your family Christmas presents right here.

Family? Heck, I need that!!

 

[theFallGuy]

it's a great feeling when you've been in meetings all day and finally get home and can take a poop

 

[Souce]

it's a great feeling when you've been in meetings all day and finally get home and can take a poop

 

[Behr]

Its a great feeling to be able put a Martha focker on ignore when they start talking chit.

 

[theFallGuy]

Its a great feeling to be able put a Martha focker on ignore when they start talking chit.

who dat

 

[Behr]

Y'all tell me when TFG stops talking chi...I mean poop, so I can take him off ignorant.

 

[Behr]

Sucks having to explain errthang.

 

[theFallGuy]

Y'all tell me when TFG stops talking chi...I mean poop, so I can take him off ignorant.

look gai sometimes a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. So don't squeeze the Charmin

 

[superdave1984]

I can't be the only one who, upon entering the bathroom at work and someone is in there wrecking the place, tries to get out before they emerge from the stall so I don't have to see who it was.

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

I can't be the only one who, upon entering the bathroom at work and someone is in there wrecking the place, tries to get out before they emerge from the stall so I don't have to see who it was.

 

[Behr]

I can't be the only one who, upon entering the bathroom at work and someone is in there wrecking the place, tries to get out before they emerge from the stall so I don't have to see who it was.

I can't remember the comedian, but he said something like all of us guys are gay because gay meant "entering" another man. So by smelling a fart or the smell of someone taking a dump, we were by definition gay.

That was many yesrs ago I heard that, and it scarred me for life. I have a phobia. I cannot go into a bathroom like you described and if I get a whif of a fart, I hold my breath while relocating myself.

Its kinda f'ed up.

 

[superdave1984]

I can't remember the comedian, but he said something like all of us guys are gay because gay meant "entering" another man. So by smelling a fart or the smell of someone taking a dump, we were by definition gay.

That was many yesrs ago I heard that, and it scarred me for life. I have a phobia. I cannot go into a bathroom like you described and if I get a whif of a fart, I hold my breath while relocating myself.

Its kinda f'ed up.

Sounds like rape to me.

 

[Behr]

Well, that's another thought that did not occur to me. Until now.

Thanks!?

 

[superdave1984]

Now you can join some branch of the metoo movement. You will be the face of the whole thing and get filthy rich from all the publicity and talk shows.

 

[Behr]

I'm already filthy rich and I no want attention.

 

[Tin Man]

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Tay Tay Christmas wishes.