Random, Thoughts, X,XXIV

[hmanvolfan]

 

[malinoisvol]

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Jimmy looks as if he been playing golf with Happy Gilmore.

 

[Weezer]

TFG's favorite song is "Smells Like Peen Spirit".

 

[hmanvolfan]

Places like my KFC across the street shouldn’t put satisfaction surveys on their register receipts if they gone serve cold chicken and cold and hard biscuits and soupy slaw. Cold and hard response sent in to website.

 

[TopsideVol]

Places like my KFC across the street shouldn’t put satisfaction surveys on their register receipts if they gone serve cold chicken and cold and hard biscuits and soupy slaw. Cold and hard response sent in to website.

Go to Popeyes. Pick a fight

 

[TopsideVol]

Bring your cane

 

[hmanvolfan]

Bring your cane

I’ll bring a cane to your crib and put it where the sun don’t shine. You need to skraiten out yore back anyways.

 

[TopsideVol]

I’ll bring a cane to your crib and put it where the sun don’t shine. You need to skraiten out yore back anyways.

 

[NEVolFan]

Here's some stuff.
Ordered a Tuff Shed for my yard equiment, 10x 16 ft. So I got the feedback from the HOA to use concrete piers or pour a foundation. I offered an alternate version... NO, use concrete... he mentioned using parking curbs that you see at the mall. Well, I checked on those, they come in at 270 lbs each. Not for a one man crew to handle. So, I visited a concrete pre-cast facility and toured the grounds. I found some lentils (6"wide, by 2.5" thick and 4 feet long), these weighed <100 lbs. And had rebar inside.

Bought up what they had and used several 18"x18" pavers to fill in the foundation area that the shed skids will sit on. I sent a photo of my foundation to the HOA... will not read the response if it comes. As the shed is sitting on a trailer in the driveway, and tomorrow AM they will install it. THEN I will read any reply from the HOA.

I should be good to go... but my neighbor told me today that the pres of HOA is an azzhat and therefore I expect some sheit from him... but I won't take any, as I checked, and I have all the sheit I need right now.

Photos when done...

 

[VolNExile]

Here's some stuff.
Ordered a Tuff Shed for my yard equiment, 10x 16 ft. So I got the feedback from the HOA to use concrete piers or pour a foundation. I offered an alternate version... NO, use concrete... he mentioned using parking curbs that you see at the mall. Well, I checked on those, they come in at 270 lbs each. Not for a one man crew to handle. So, I visited a concrete pre-cast facility and toured the grounds. I found some lentils (6"wide, by 2.5" thick and 4 feet long), these weighed <100 lbs. And had rebar inside.

Bought up what they had and used several 18"x18" pavers to fill in the foundation area that the shed skids will sit on. I sent a photo of my foundation to the HOA... will not read the response if it comes. As the shed is sitting on a trailer in the driveway, and tomorrow AM they will install it. THEN I will read any reply from the HOA.

I should be good to go... but my neighbor told me today that the pres of HOA is an azzhat and therefore I expect some sheit from him... but I won't take any, as I checked, and I have all the sheit I need right now.

Photos when done...

Are you following this thread? Discussion starts here (I hope, trying to link to the initial HOA post):

Things I'm mad about today

 

[hmanvolfan]

Here's some stuff.
Ordered a Tuff Shed for my yard equiment, 10x 16 ft. So I got the feedback from the HOA to use concrete piers or pour a foundation. I offered an alternate version... NO, use concrete... he mentioned using parking curbs that you see at the mall. Well, I checked on those, they come in at 270 lbs each. Not for a one man crew to handle. So, I visited a concrete pre-cast facility and toured the grounds. I found some lentils (6"wide, by 2.5" thick and 4 feet long), these weighed <100 lbs. And had rebar inside.

Bought up what they had and used several 18"x18" pavers to fill in the foundation area that the shed skids will sit on. I sent a photo of my foundation to the HOA... will not read the response if it comes. As the shed is sitting on a trailer in the driveway, and tomorrow AM they will install it. THEN I will read any reply from the HOA.

I should be good to go... but my neighbor told me today that the pres of HOA is an azzhat and therefore I expect some sheit from him... but I won't take any, as I checked, and I have all the sheit I need right now.

Photos when done...

It’s freaking Montana. They have anal assholes there too?

 

[Weezer]

I’ll bring a cane to your crib and put it where the sun don’t shine. You need to skraiten out yore back anyways.

Stop turning TFG on with such salacious imagery.

 

[Tin Man]

Are you following this thread? Discussion starts here (I hope, trying to link to the initial HOA post):

Things I'm mad about today

I am shocked that you would attempt to remind 'Zoners that threads have discussion points. The clear pattern of hard core 'Zoners is to disregard topics and drop their banter wherever (like cockroach turds).

 

[Behr]

<<<<<<<<<<<The Pub

 

[theFallGuy]

I am shocked that you would attempt to remind 'Zoners that threads have discussion points. The clear pattern of hard core 'Zoners is to disregard topics and drop their banter wherever (like cockroach turds).

tldr

 

[Behr]

tldr

Stay on topic.

You are now in the "Random Thoughts" thread. Please keep it Random.

 

[NorCalVol67]

 

[theFallGuy]

<<<<<<<<<<<The Pub

u mean "PUBES"

 

[hmanvolfan]

@Orangeredblooded @NorCalVol67
@VolNExile

 

[VolNExile]

@Orangeredblooded @NorCalVol67
@VolNExile

This is great! Legendary Tommy Emmanuel, but the kid is going places!

 

[Orangeslice13]

Here's some stuff.
Ordered a Tuff Shed for my yard equiment, 10x 16 ft. So I got the feedback from the HOA to use concrete piers or pour a foundation. I offered an alternate version... NO, use concrete... he mentioned using parking curbs that you see at the mall. Well, I checked on those, they come in at 270 lbs each. Not for a one man crew to handle. So, I visited a concrete pre-cast facility and toured the grounds. I found some lentils (6"wide, by 2.5" thick and 4 feet long), these weighed <100 lbs. And had rebar inside.

Bought up what they had and used several 18"x18" pavers to fill in the foundation area that the shed skids will sit on. I sent a photo of my foundation to the HOA... will not read the response if it comes. As the shed is sitting on a trailer in the driveway, and tomorrow AM they will install it. THEN I will read any reply from the HOA.

I should be good to go... but my neighbor told me today that the pres of HOA is an azzhat and therefore I expect some sheit from him... but I won't take any, as I checked, and I have all the sheit I need right now.

Photos when done...

F the HOA.
I’m currently 3-0 against mine.

 

[joevol33]

F the HOA.
I’m currently 3-0 against mine.

Reported

 

[hmanvolfan]

F the HOA.
I’m currently 3-0 against mine.

Uppity.

 

[508mikey]

 

[mcompton]

Leaving at midnight tonight to head to Jamestown. Should be there in time to watch the game tomorrow night.