2020 NBA Season Thread (brought to you by Jerry’s need for attention)

[95 Vol Alum]

Calling it a panic attack on ESPN.

 

[n_huffhines]

I remember my first beer

 

[zjcvols]

Is he better than Stanley Johnson though?

 

[BadJerry20]

I remember my first beer

Fun fact: I didn't have my first beer till I was 27.

 

[TBrown]

Fun fact: I didn't have my first beer till I was 27.

But do you remember it

 

[BadJerry20]

But do you remember it

Another fun fact: I had never touched beer, drugs, cigarettes, anything till I turned 27, first thing I done was ecstasy. My body went from a temple to a theme park overnight. Long story short, I don't remember about 5-6 years or my life.

 

[TBrown]

Another fun fact: I had never touched beer, drugs, cigarettes, anything till I turned 27, first thing I done was ecstasy. My body went from a temple to a theme park overnight. Long story short, I don't remember about 5-6 years or my life.

Congrats on the sex

 

[BadJerry20]

Congrats on the sex

Someday *fingers crossed*

 

[TBrown]

Fizdale getting canned. I’ll shed a tear for him.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

 

[TBrown]

Say clown things in an attempt to mask your inability to coach.. genius!

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Say clown things in an attempt to mask your inability to coach.. genius!

That's my VN career in a nutshell.

 

[TBrown]

Nice of them to pass Gobert the ball tonight so he’ll stop crying

 

[n_huffhines]

Listening to BoB, the episode about Shaq, they said he played 3k minutes in the regular season and 1k in the playoffs in one year. Only five guys have done that.

Also said Kobe dimed on him to rape investigators saying Shaq pays hush money to women. Shaq knew this when they played together that final year.

Also, Simmons was talking about the 76ers in 2001 being a good team and the narrative that Iverson was on his own is false but won out. Had no idea he agreed with me.

 

[BadJerry20]

 

[BadJerry20]

Tobias doing his best Russ impersonation from 3.

 

[BadJerry20]

What's the record for most 3's missed in a game without a make? Cause Tobias is 0 for 10

 

[TBrown]

What's the record for most 3's missed in a game without a make? Cause Tobias is 0 for 10

He and josh 1/19 ha

 

[zjcvols]

“Man Trae Young has been good tonight (checks his season stats). Damn he’s having a hell of a year. Wonder how Luka is doing...HOLY **** 28/10/9 with 48.5/32/85 on 7.7 FTA per game?!?!”

 

[BadJerry20]

He and josh 1/19 ha

Tennessee represent.

 

[BadJerry20]

Can we kick the Knicks out of the league yet? New rule: if you tank for a decade you have to go to the G-League, only way back to the NBA is to win G-League championship.

 

[BadJerry20]

So The Knicks might be back in the NBA by 2047

 

[TBrown]

Can we kick the Knicks out of the league yet? New rule: if you tank for a decade you have to go to the G-League, only way back to the NBA is to win G-League championship.

Funny thing is they haven’t tried to tank

 

[BadJerry20]

Funny thing is they haven’t tried to tank

So they thought having 4 PGs that can't shoot, and 28 PFs was a winning formula? All the more reason to kick them out. Lol

 

[BadJerry20]

He and josh 1/19 ha

Tobias 4 for his last 35 from 3. Jesus. Lol