Culinary, Arts, Thread.

[VolNExile]

24 tonight

 

[NorCalVol67]

30 below is the coldest I have ever experienced.

When I lived in Wyoming you could count on a high pressure during the winter that would last a week or two with lows every night of 25 below.

One night after one of these stretches I was closing the bar - as a bartender, not a customer. I was taking the recycling and trash out without a jacket because it felt so warm. I thought it was probably 30 degrees, but when I drove by the bank sign the temp read 0. Zero actually felt quite warm.

 

[Weezer]

So your small pecker will shrink even more?

Why have you been looking at his pecker?

 

[NorCalVol67]

Why have you been looking at his pecker?

He keeps posting it on the internets under the name Scarlet Johansson.

 

[theFallGuy]

He keeps posting it on the internets under the name Scarlet Johansson.

wtf

 

[tnuhcvols]

wtf

You been outed

 

[Weezer]

He keeps posting it on the internets under the name Scarlet Johansson.

Well if you keep falling for it, it's obvious you like what you see.

 

[theFallGuy]

He keeps posting it on the internets under the name Scarlet Johansson.

dead to me

 

[TopsideVol]

at least i don't have to mow the yard anymore

I’m hoping my grass goes dormant but it’s too early.
Need to quit paying Pedro and buddies so much money

 

[NorCalVol67]

dead to me

 

[Behr]

I’m hoping my grass goes dormant but it’s too early.
Need to quit paying Pedro and buddies so much money

Mexican hatin racist just like comp. Chupa say fawk you.

 

[TopsideVol]

30 below is the coldest I have ever experienced.

When I lived in Wyoming you could count on a high pressure during the winter that would last a week or two with lows every night of 25 below.

One night after one of these stretches I was closing the bar - as a bartender, not a customer. I was taking the recycling and trash out without a jacket because it felt so warm. I thought it was probably 30 degrees, but when I drove by the bank sign the temp read 0. Zero actually felt quite warm.

Yeah. I’ve got a place in Steamboat. It gets -20 even in the valley. On the slopes ⛷ it doesn’t feel as bad tho with sunlight as long it’s not dumping snow.

 

[TopsideVol]

Mexican hatin racist just like comp. Chupa say fawk you.

Just saying it’s expensive and they do good work.
Only good thing about winter in Tennessee

 

[Behr]

"They"?

 

[NorCalVol67]

Yeah. I’ve got a place in Steamboat. It gets -20 even in the valley. On the slopes ⛷ it doesn’t feel as bad tho with sunlight as long it’s not dumping snow.

We would go skiing to avoid the extreme cold. Thanks inversion. Spend all day on the mountain where it would be 25 degrees, then come down and hit that layer where it was zero, you felt it immediately.

They call me uppity, but you gots houses everywhere.

I have been to Steamboat.

 

[TopsideVol]

"They"?

Lulz the white people .

 

[joevol33]

73 sounds nice. This is what the phone is currently telling me. Has changed a bit in the last couple of hours.

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That's my idea of winter!

 

[TopsideVol]

"They"?

Pedro is white quit being racist

 

[joevol33]

Yeah. I’ve got a place in Steamboat. It gets -20 even in the valley. On the slopes ⛷ it doesn’t feel as bad tho with sunlight as long it’s not dumping snow.

Another place? You dealing crack, or meth?

 

[Behr]

Pedro is white quit being racist

Yea, my neighbor Tyrone is Swedish.

 

[TopsideVol]

Another place? You dealing crack, or meth?

 

[Behr]

.

 

[TopsideVol]

Yea, my neighbor Tyrone is Swedish.

Good name for a stereotypical Swede. I think that’s 95’s name. I just call him Epcot for his size

 

[rocytop2624]

Bama fans on the daily?

Nick Saban and sec refs! Lulz

 

[joevol33]

Yea, my neighbor Tyrone is Swedish.

We have an Laotian guy at work named Paul. I've always told him he was adopted