Random, Thoughts, X,XXIV

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All this started on the back porch a pickin'
5-string banjo a ricky ticky tickin'
Pretty soon they brought out the fixins
So finger-lickin' good, gonna pluck another chicken
 
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hmanvolfan said:
I saw a piece on Facebook by a black man with a Caribbean or African accent that is a school teacher talking about some of the names Americans stick their children with. Two of them that were the most insane were Sssst and Jkmn. Take a guess how they’re pronounced and if you can’t I’ll be back in a little while to tell you what he said.
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Ok, despite complete apathy here’s the results
Sssst is pronounced Forest.
Jkmn is pronounced Noel.
Food for thought for future progeny.
 
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And for the record, my heart is as big as all outdoors and full of love and courage, the right thing and the right stuff. Thank you and have yourself a good day, now, ya hear?
 
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Orangeredblooded said:
Is it wrong that I had a date tonight with the BF and he had to cancel because he is sick and I was a little relieved? I hate to see him sick but I’m tired.
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I don't think it's wrong, I think it's normal. lol

I turned on the porch light and I'm gonna give it another 5 minutes. If trick or treaters don't show up by then, lights and out and I'm going to bed!
 
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vollygirl said:
I don't think it's wrong, I think it's normal. lol

I turned on the porch light and I'm gonna give it another 5 minutes. If trick or treaters don't show up by then, lights and out and I'm going to bed!
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We turned out the lights and gave the rest of the candy to the neighbors across the street at exactly 9. Still thawing out. Our best estimate, based on candy in minus candy out, is 2,100 trick or treaters.

We are beat! (and that’s with my daughter, son-in-law, two step-daughters, and DH’s DXW sharing the duties)
 
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VolNExile said:
We turned out the lights and gave the rest of the candy to the neighbors across the street at exactly 9. Still thawing out. Our best estimate, based on candy in minus candy out, is 2,100 trick or treaters.

We are beat! (and that’s with my daughter, son-in-law, two step-daughters, and DH’s DXW sharing the duties)
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2100? good lord do your neighbors know about birth control?
 
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VolNExile said:
We turned out the lights and gave the rest of the candy to the neighbors across the street at exactly 9. Still thawing out. Our best estimate, based on candy in minus candy out, is 2,100 trick or treaters.

We are beat! (and that’s with my daughter, son-in-law, two step-daughters, and DH’s DXW sharing the duties)
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Wow....we had a grand total of 11!!
 
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VolNExile said:
We turned out the lights and gave the rest of the candy to the neighbors across the street at exactly 9. Still thawing out. Our best estimate, based on candy in minus candy out, is 2,100 trick or treaters.

We are beat! (and that’s with my daughter, son-in-law, two step-daughters, and DH’s DXW sharing the duties)
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Lordy, I would have been snoring in front of the tv by 10:00, and left candy bowl on front porch. I would be already, just waiting on the cook that called in today, to let me know about tomorrow.
 
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