All Thangs Pussum and Chad Thread

[Weezer]

I don't cook. A man should know his limitations, and other than really basic stuff, I stay out of the kitchen. I blame it on being accident prone and having an overdeveloped sense of not following directions.

 

[joevol33]

Bout to time to wake up people. This food thread ain't gonna talk about movies, football, weather, and sex by itself!

 

[Behr]

*aint

 

[joevol33]

Fixed

 

[hmanvolfan]

Bout to time to wake up people. This food thread ain't gonna talk about movies, football, weather, and sex by itself!

You gone talk about having sex by yoreself?

 

[NorCalVol67]

You gone talk about having sex by yoreself?

He probably talks himself to sleep before he is finished.

 

[Behr]

All the cops in the donut shop they go aah oh aaay oh ay oh ay ohhhh...

 

[VolNExile]

 

[malinoisvol]

@Behr View attachment 231160

What's the little piggy for?

 

[hmanvolfan]

Lulz

 

[Behr]

"The Bird",
by Josiah G. Scurlock. That's Doc.

Once upon a midnight dreary
as I pondered weak and weary,
they came knocking at my
back porch.

He ain't very original, is he?

 

[hmanvolfan]

"The Bird",
by Josiah G. Scurlock. That's Doc.

Once upon a midnight dreary
as I pondered weak and weary,
they came knocking at my
back porch.

He ain't very original, is he?

Is that a real thing? Plagiarizing Poe ain’t too smart.

 

[Behr]

Is that a real thing? Plagiarizing Poe ain’t too smart.

Calm down, spaz squirrzel. It was in the movie Young Guns. They prolly had permission.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Calm down, spaz squirrzel. It was in the movie Young Guns. They prolly had permission.

Don’t tell me to calm down, I’d hate to whip that ass.

 

[Behr]

*tale

 

[joevol33]

Everyone must be out partying for the holiday!

 

[NorCalVol67]

Everyone must be out partying for the holiday!

What is the holiday? I was wondering why traffic was so light.

 

[joevol33]

What is the holiday? I was wondering why traffic was so light.

Columbus

 

[tnuhcvols]

Or native american day

 

[NorCalVol67]

Columbus

Oh, rape and pillage day.

 

[joevol33]

Funny thing, I've been outside a good bit today. My Laotian neighbor has went to the mailbox like 3 times that I've seen. I guess they don't know it's a holiday, or that the mail doesn't run on Columbus day.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Oh, rape and pillage day.

No that’s General George Armstrong Custer day.

 

[joevol33]

Or native american day

Oh, rape and pillage day.

Either of these will work also

 

[NorCalVol67]

No that’s General George Armstrong Custer day.

This is a great book.

 

[joevol33]

This is a great book.

I'll waut for the dvd