It's unfair to compare us to the Titanic because:

[m1al]

Kathy Bates could block anybody.

Codblock?

 

[BleedinOrange98]

 

[FortSanders]

7. The Vols will rise from the dark depths to heights not seen... Right?

 

[TJSVOLS]

That's some funny stuff...

 

[Ernest T. Vol]

It's been 21 years since that championship

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[Boone&Crockett]

Beer was cheaper on the Titanic

 

[volfanhill]

Thanks for making my day

 

[Teeman]

You guys are great. It helps to laugh.

 

[Satan Manning]

The Titanic was going full steam ahead while we just drizzled off

 

[Wezel]

Number 1 is so wrong Good Old Rocky Top

 

[Special Ed]

Captain Smith had a better beard than Pruitt:

 

[Wylo]

The Titanic actually had a destination figured out. They just didn't make it, but they at least knew what they wanted to accomplish.

 

[ENGRVOL]

James Cameron already made a movie about Tennessee football. It's called the Abyss

 

[volgrad500]

The men on that sinking boat kept a stiff upper lip and went down with the ship.
The men on this sinking boat have a quivering lip and dash for the transfer portal.

 

[Rocky Top Raby]

Could agree with most except GTFO with the band being as good as The Pride of the Southland. The Pride serenades 75k+ to their demise every Saturday in the fall.

 

[Tnman1]

JG would never hit a wide open iceberg

This one made me laugh. This thread keeps getting better.

 

[TNnative]

The Lusitania is a better comparison because Tennessee's football program has been torpedoed by Mike Hamilton, Lane Kiffin, Derek Dooley, Jimmy Haslam, John Currie. Butch Jones, Phil Foolmer twice and Jeremy Pruitt.

FYP

 

[RDU VOL#14]

And here’s The HMS KTown when Lane left

 

[CAVPUT]

Captain Smith had a better beard than Pruitt:

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Pruitt doesn't do hair.

 

[musolfmj]

I'm guessing we've had more people jump ship than the Titanic. Quitters!

 

[Special Ed]

There are no icebergs in the Tennessee River.

 

[creekdipper]

There were some actual treasures to be salvaged from the Titanic wreckage.

 

[creekdipper]

Also, it only took 70 years to find the Titanic after she went down.

 

[1vol8]

1. The band on the Titanic was probably much better;
2. The life boats were roomier than the stands in Neyland;
3. Tickets for the Titanic were more affordable;
4. Leaving the Titanic was less chaotic than getting out of Knoxville;
4. The Titanic hasn't sunk nearly as deep as our program.

Thoughts?

I think someone should remind Pruitt that the rats went down with the ship as well.