Things I'm mad about today

[95 Vol Alum]

You don’t speak Kentawky Jawjian?

No

 

[joevol33]

No

Learnt it

 

[Behr]

Somebody couldn't wait to get home so they used the restroom at church to take a big ole nasty Souce and stunk up the whole datgum church. It was ga-roce.

 

[hmanvolfan]

I’m mad my stomach is hurting again pretty bad, had to take a pain pill. Don’t want to go back to the emergency room.

 

[NorCalVol67]

I’m mad my stomach is hurting again pretty bad, had to take a pain pill. Don’t want to go back to the emergency room.

Damn hman, hate to hear that.

 

[joevol33]

I’m mad my stomach is hurting again pretty bad, had to take a pain pill. Don’t want to go back to the emergency room.

Praying for you buddy

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

I’m mad my stomach is hurting again pretty bad, had to take a pain pill. Don’t want to go back to the emergency room.

Dang! Hope you don't have to

 

[508mikey]

I’m mad my stomach is hurting again pretty bad, had to take a pain pill. Don’t want to go back to the emergency room.

dang - hope it subsides, but if not then go to the ER

 

[VolNExile]

I’m mad my stomach is hurting again pretty bad, had to take a pain pill. Don’t want to go back to the emergency room.

 

[Behr]

I’m mad my stomach is hurting again pretty bad, had to take a pain pill. Don’t want to go back to the emergency room.

How you doing this morning?

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

I'm mad that the wife and I have both been getting blown up with spam calls from Sierra Leone

 

[95 Vol Alum]

I'm mad that the wife and I have both been getting blown up with spam calls from Sierra Leone

Same

 

[joevol33]

I'm mad that the wife and I have both been getting blown up with spam calls from Sierra Leone

Same

Make a spam sammich

 

[superdave1984]

We apparently have a termite swarm that has decided it likes one of the big trees in our backyard.

 

[superdave1984]

I'm mad that the wife and I have both been getting blown up with spam calls from Sierra Leone

Isn't she another of Trump's porn star girlfriends?

 

[95 Vol Alum]

I'm mad that the wife and I have both been getting blown up with spam calls from Sierra Leone

Got another one just now.

 

[hmanvolfan]

How you doing this morning?

Better. Starting to wonder if it’s the new inhaler the doctor gave me to use instead of using the nebulizer.

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Got another one just now.

The wife got another one while we were at the hospital

 

[Behr]

Better. Starting to wonder if it’s the new inhaler the doctor gave me to use instead of using the nebulizer.

That's probably it, can't be strawberry ooey gooey bars or peanut butter eggs.

Hope you feel better.

 

[Behr]

Got another one just now.

What's your phone number, I'll fix that for you.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

What's your phone number, I'll fix that for you.

555-GFY-BEHR

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

What's your phone number, I'll fix that for you.

867-5309

 

[Behr]

867-5309

Can't fool me, that's ORB number.

 

[Behr]

555-GFY-BEHR

Reported.

 

[malinoisvol]

36 24 36 hey, I lead a life of crime!