Things I'm mad about today

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Men may age, but we never grow up. Not even fatherhood lifts us from eternal childhood. We play with toys, do stupid things, and grin when we shart ("Pull my finger"). We are men.

We spill our seed. We never get pregnant, carry and nurture a life within ourselves. We remain large kids throughout our days on this earth. We are men.
 
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Tin Man said:
Men may age, but we never grow up. Not even fatherhood lifts us from eternal childhood. We play with toys, do stupid things, and grin when we shart ("Pull my finger"). We are men.

We spill our seed. We never get pregnant, carry and nurture a life within ourselves. We remain large kids throughout our days on this earth. We are men.
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Agree!
 
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Tin Man said:
Men may age, but we never grow up. Not even fatherhood lifts us from eternal childhood. We play with toys, do stupid things, and grin when we shart ("Pull my finger"). We are men.

We spill our seed. We never get pregnant, carry and nurture a life within ourselves. We remain large kids throughout our days on this earth. We are men.
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Just goes to show you how strong hormones in women are...cause they love us!!!! 😁
 
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Vol737 said:
Oh yeah, I’m mad my irons abandoned me on the golf course today. It was fugly.
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Thats not so bad really.... usually my irons have a private session with my driver and 3 wood and tell them I beat squirrels out of their homes, kill geese in cold blood on the ponds, and then convince my putter that I want to kill all the tifton 152 grass in N.C., now they all turn their heads at the most inopportune time. I'm mad that pro v1s don’t come with little life jackets.
 
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bag12day said:
Thats not so bad really.... usually my irons have a private session with my driver and 3 wood and tell them I beat squirrels out of their homes, kill geese in cold blood on the ponds, and then convince my putter that I want to kill all the tifton 152 grass in N.C., now they all turn their heads at the most inopportune time. I'm mad that pro v1s don’t come with little life jackets.
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Damn home wrecker. 😡
 
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hmanvolfan said:
Damn home wrecker. 😡
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You should see the look on the face of the local greens keeper when I pull out with 18 of those little sand shaker bottles loaded in the cart. I just drive by and say “ sorry I’ve been hitting it little fat lately”✌️
One more golf story that kind of fits in the mad about thread. When I first started playing golf I would go to Nashville to visit my grandparents and their Parrish priest was a retired navy chaplain of Irish liniage named father O’Reilly. Now he was a huge man with a booming voice. I was playing with my uncle, granddad and fr Oreilly and after topping the ball about three times in the fairway (after a great tee shot) I slammed my iron down into the grass and made a nice hole. Fr oreilly yells at the top of his lungs” son get over here”. I’m thinking I’m a dead kid (12-13 yo or something). Everybody on the corse heard him and is staring our direction it seemed. When I shuffled over he puts his arm around my shoulders and in a quiet calm tone says” son don’t do that again, you stick with this game and don’t get so mad because it will a lot more fun when your old enough to cuss and take a nip.”
 
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bag12day said:
Thats not so bad really.... usually my irons have a private session with my driver and 3 wood and tell them I beat squirrels out of their homes, kill geese in cold blood on the ponds, and then convince my putter that I want to kill all the tifton 152 grass in N.C., now they all turn their heads at the most inopportune time. I'm mad that pro v1s don’t come with little life jackets.
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Now that's a classic. I'll have to borrow that one!
 
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Tin Man said:
A girl I knew in high school gave me a parakeet which had lived alone in a cage in her room, where she had smoked hash, daily. That bird was psychologically damaged, but I swear it understood multi-variable calculus.
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But did it understand algebra?
 
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Kind of getting in the mood for a new car so I wanted to see if my credit score had changed since last time I checked. You could always get a free copy of your credit report from each company once a year but you had to pay for your score. I think it was like 7.50 last time I bought a car? Now I've been to all 3 major credit reporting sites and I can't figure out how to just buy my score. They want you to subscribe to some monthly monitoring service to get your score. A lot of credit card companies these days will tell you your score, but I only have one card and they don't participate. Equifax, Experian, TransUnion and Fico can all kiss my entire narrow butt. Every person should be able to find out their credit score without having to hump a donkey. I hope every person responsible gets hemorrhoids and erectile dysfunction.
 
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larjoranj said:
Kind of getting in the mood for a new car so I wanted to see if my credit score had changed since last time I checked. You could always get a free copy of your credit report from each company once a year but you had to pay for your score. I think it was like 7.50 last time I bought a car? Now I've been to all 3 major credit reporting sites and I can't figure out how to just buy my score. They want you to subscribe to some monthly monitoring service to get your score. A lot of credit card companies these days will tell you your score, but I only have one card and they don't participate. Equifax, Experian, TransUnion and Fico can all kiss my entire narrow butt. Every person should be able to find out their credit score without having to hump a donkey. I hope every person responsible gets hemorrhoids and erectile dysfunction.
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Here is some good information. I hope it helps.

18 Ways to Check Your Credit Score for Absolutely Free
 
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My daughter is mad. Occasionally at the summer swim meets they're muxed, boys and girls swim together. I give them both $20 if they win their heat/race. My middle one won one yesterday, and came in second on 3 more. The results are splut though, and shows the overall winner for boys and girls. Though she didn't win the geat, she finished 1st overall on a couple for girls her age. Had it been girls only in the race, she would've earned more money. I told her boys rule😄.
 
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