The official thread where everyone tries to catch up to Joe, and Windy keeps track of who posts on the even K's

[joevol33]

And I needed to pee

 

[joevol33]

But didn't want to get up

 

[joevol33]

I was so tired

 

[joevol33]

So for some reason

 

[joevol33]

I figured I'd just pee in the bed

 

[joevol33]

It felt so real

 

[joevol33]

I had actually dozed off propped up on my pillows

 

[VolNExile]

--geeze, Joe, get up and pee. We all have those dreams.

 

[joevol33]

Eating cereal

 

[joevol33]

And the bowl slowly started pouring milk

 

[joevol33]

Right onto my lap

 

[joevol33]

And I finally woke up

 

[joevol33]

And at first thought it was real

 

[joevol33]

And had peed on myself

 

[joevol33]

 

[joevol33]

That reminds me of another dream

 

[VolNExile]

That reminds me of another dream

oh noes

 

[joevol33]

This was years ago, I was like 11, or 12

 

[joevol33]

I was spending the night with my aunt

 

[joevol33]

And she was having some kind of Tupperware party

 

[joevol33]

And I walked into the living room in front of her friends

 

[joevol33]

I was naked, and started peeing in front of them on the floor

 

[joevol33]

 

[joevol33]

Well

 

[joevol33]

I gotta get up and do the bus run