Recruiting Forum Football Talk [RIP 9.3.2019]

[BruinVol]

Well. NFL regular season is over and Okie State plays today. Maybe we hear something today.

If we don't have an OC by Wednesday this is truly the most bizarre search ever

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

Don’t think I am.

You're not

 

[Volnut]

That’s like, man, I was really trying to date Jennifer Aniston but it didn’t work out so plan B is Rosie O’Donnell

Oh man that brings back memories of night out in the bar and hitting on the Jennifer Anniston there and a few drinks later, I was sitting with Rosie!

 

[Batman1948]

I even said multiple times that there is no reason we shouldn’t compete with those schools and that we have all kinds of recourses and money.

It’s no secret that our administration and boosters aren’t completely dedicated to winning football games no matter the cost or negative pub. That hurts us. I think are about 15ish schools that could consistently win double digits games per year. We are one of those. But think of it like this. If you’re the hottest coach in America with no ties to any programs and you could pick any school to coach for the next 10 years... there would probably be about 10 schools you would pick ahead of us and that’s ok. Doesn’t mean we can’t win just that there are easier paths than ours. We’re on the same team i just have a little lower expectations for us right now. Gotta crawl first.

So, you're saying that our AD, Phillip Fulmer, is not completely dedicated to winning. It's been said that drugs and alcohol may cause brain damage. You may have experienced some brain cell loss dude. Fulmer is all about winning--in all sports.

 

[volfanCLT]

Oh man that brings back memories of night out in the bar and hitting on the Jennifer Anniston there and a few drinks later, I was sitting with Rosie!

You waking up the next morning thinking about what transpired the previous night

 

[nicksjuzunk]

But this play call tho...

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17 jogging over with the angle... “aight, i’ll Push him out at the 17 yar.... WT....???!!!”

 

[landscapingvol]

If we don't have an OC by Wednesday this is truly the most bizarre search ever

What if we don’t promote from within or hire a current coach??

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

I must be hungry. Keep reading “gray” as “gravy”.

I’m all for a lot of gravy and feel bad that McGill can’t see gravy. Probably explains his crankiness.

Yumm...I love gravy

 

[BigOrange15]

So, you're saying that our AD, Phillip Fulmer, is not completely dedicated to winning. It's been said that drugs and alcohol may cause brain damage. You may have experienced some brain cell loss dude. Fulmer is all about winning--in all sports.

He's about the only one. I think you knew what he meant tbh.

 

[rekinhavoc]

Looking at my memories.. We got rid of one booger eater, do we really want another?

Steve Sarkisian picked his nose, ate a booger on national TV

There goes my breakfast...

 

[Nash_Vol97]

Browns will low key make a serious SB run in the next 3 years if they don’t **** up the coaching hire

It’s the Browns so I’m fully expecting Jimmy to **** it up. I like their core though. Baker is the perfect QB for that team.

 

[volfanCLT]

Didn’t start the first 3 weeks either

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

I wasn't referring to anything specific. I've seen a lot of comments about the admin on here. I've been very critical of the AD and the admin in the past, but since the house cleaning, they've really stepped up. Now it's up to the coaches and the players.

I agree with that, but excuse me if I am not real quick to just forgive and forget that they are the reason we are in this miserable hell to start with.

 

[volfanCLT]

It’s the Browns so I’m fully expecting Jimmy to **** it up. I like their core though. Baker is the perfect QB for that team.

Baker
Chubb
Ward
Garrett
Peppers
Njoku

All 23 years old or younger. Plus they have I believe the 2nd most cap space this offseason. That job is VERY attractive.

 

[rekinhavoc]

Oh man that brings back memories of night out in the bar and hitting on the Jennifer Anniston there and a few drinks later, I was sitting with Rosie!

Wikipedia's definition of Coyote Love right there.

 

[butchna]

So is the official Narrative that Curry was going Mullen until FL cut line in front of us, and Plan B was Schiano?

Narrative...what happened...whatev’s.

 

[landscapingvol]

Oh man that brings back memories of night out in the bar and hitting on the Jennifer Anniston there and a few drinks later, I was sitting with Rosie!

As I have said many times, who among us hasn’t snorted a line of coke, slammed a bottle of Wild Turkey, and woken up with an overweight prostitute with too much facial hair? Amirite?

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

It’s almost as if Volnation is an amalgamation of people with different opinions, beliefs, desires, and motivations.

There is no right answer, and no one speaks for everyone.

There is one right answer that we all agree on..

We are sick of losing, and want to win..

 

[nicksjuzunk]

That’s like, man, I was really trying to date Jennifer Aniston but it didn’t work out so plan B is Rosie O’Donnell

If there is a plan C... any plan C that doesn’t involve be losing a body part, I invoke plan C

 

[HankHill]

So, you're saying that our AD, Phillip Fulmer, is not completely dedicated to winning. It's been said that drugs and alcohol may cause brain damage. You may have experienced some brain cell loss dude. Fulmer is all about winning--in all sports.

Fulmer isn’t the one person at the table....

 

[volfanCLT]

If there is a plan C... any plan C that doesn’t involve be losing a body part, I invoke plan C

Speaking of losing body parts.. anyone see @utvols88 around lately?

 

[JCP201]

Browns will low key make a serious SB run in the next 3 years if they don’t **** up the coaching hire

I hope so for their long suffering fans.

 

[Jimmy Football]

Well. NFL regular season is over and Okie State plays today. Maybe we hear something today.

I'm thinking tomorrow.

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

It’s all optics but ultimately it doesn’t matter if we make the right here. It’s just hard to come up with a good reason why this has been so slow and drug out.

How are the acoustics to you, sounds like ***t to me.

 

[rekinhavoc]

As I have said many times, who among us hasn’t snorted a line of coke, slammed a bottle of Wild Turkey, and woken up with an overweight prostitute with too much facial hair? Amirite?