Recruiting Forum Football Talk [RIP 9.3.2019]

[VolGee4]

Back in college during Greek intramural flag football, me and this other guy collided and I had a solid 5-6 gash in my head complete with squirting blood. So one of the fraternity brothers drove me to the ER and when I finally got back, looking like I came out of a horror movie, they said they had to staple the wound shut. They gave me two options, numb the area and then do it or just do it. I asked how many staples, they said 8. I said how many times you gonna poke me for the numbing stuff? they said 20-30. I elected to just take the staples raw. That hurt. As I'm swearing like Gucci when hes had one to many flights of craft beer, I noticed a crucifix to my left and had to apologize to the lord

Man, the stories I have/have heard from playing intramural footbal, especially at UT where the field is AstroTurf.

We were playing my freshman year a few days around the 1998 Arkansas game when it rained a ton. The turf was slick, I caught a ball down the sideline, cut back and slid across the turf. I was wearing shorts and had a huge burn mark down my hip and one on my elbow. I had to sleep on my side for 2 weeks, and my clothes would stick to me if I didn’t have it bandaged.

I had a roommate tear his ACL, and I had another friend break his ankle. Brutal.

 

[Volzonya]

Yeah. Did the nasty on it once. Still got scars.

 

[InVOLuntary]

Doctor said "itll only take about 15 minutes" and I asked "How do you live with yourself? Who hurt you?"

You can do that yourself at home with a pair of pliers, a paperclip, two rubber bands, and fifth of vodka.

 

[Volstar65]

So you neutered gents... how long before you can.... you know....

You can you know all you want pretty soon maybe a week or so, but swimmers still active for up to 6 weeks I believe. They tell you to help yourself often. Recovery for me took a long time. Felt like I had been racked for two months.

 

[engineerVOL]

Man, the stories I have/have heard from playing intramural footbal, especially at UT where the field is AstroTurf.

We were playing my freshman year a few days around the 1998 Arkansas game when it rained a ton. The turf was slick, I caught a ball down the sideline, cut back and slid across the turf. I was wearing shorts and had a huge burn mark down my hip and one on my elbow. I had to sleep on my side for 2 weeks, and my clothes would stick to me if I didn’t have it bandaged.

I had a roommate tear his ACL, and I had another friend break his ankle. Brutal.

I have one too. Went up for a 50/50 ball like Randy Moss. My chin came down on top of guy’s head.. because ya know I was eating them peanuts that day. Anywho, I naturally have my tongue out like MJ... cut through that thing like sushi-grade tuna.

Drank Smoothie King for a week so that was cool.

 

[Pepe_Silvia]

Tennessee has been mentioned in this Texas Bowl broadcast approximately 1,354 times.

 

[MrVolton]

I won't be sad at all if we are watching our next OC tonight

Ludwig?

 

[StoVol]

I have one too. Went up for a 50/50 ball like Randy Moss. My chin came down on top of guy’s head.. because ya know I was eating them peanuts that day. Anywho, I naturally have my tongue out like MJ... cut through that thing like sushi-grade tuna.

Drank Smoothie King for a week so that was cool.

Soooo much like Randy Moss!

 

[BruinVol]

Ludwig?

Yes

VQ mentioned him briefly

 

[Sleegro]

What a badass

RIP

He was kickin around town till the end here in Austin. This is him visiting a mural someone painted of him here. Local and national hero.

 

[volatil]

Yes

VQ mentioned him briefly

To be fair they have mentioned everyone who has ever called a play or owns a whistle

 

[engineerVOL]

He was kickin around town till the end here in Austin. This is him visiting a mural someone painted of him here. Local and national hero.
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That’s amazing

 

[johnsonbrewer]

sorry I havent done my part for the OC. I will still not do a damn thing toward it on account of being neutered tomorrow morning. pray for me and my lost soul

 

[MrVolton]

Yes

VQ mentioned him briefly

We could do worse. Has a nice resume. He’s another candidate that would fit the bill if there’s any merit to what Doug Matthews was saying about Weinke moving to coach QB’s.

 

[johnsonbrewer]

Shocking!!

 

[StoVol]

You can do that yourself at home with a pair of pliers, a paperclip, two rubber bands, and fifth of vodka.

MacGyverectomy

 

[volatil]

Pruitt wore us down on this search.

Just hire someone before Spring game.

 

[ChismsHeadband]

I hope this is my low point.. Being flabbergasted at how badly we got whooped by Vandy last month as I'm watching their bowl game. Ugh

 

[BigOrangeVols]

Tennessee has been mentioned in this Texas Bowl broadcast approximately 1,354 times.

I assume the basketball team. Aka the only relevant team at the university.

 

[volatil]

I hope this is my low point.. Being flabbergasted at how badly we got whooped by Vandy last month as I'm watching their bowl game. Ugh

It’s Tennessee. When we hit rock bottom we break out jack hammers and dynamite

 

[ChismsHeadband]

It’s Tennessee. When we hit rock bottom we break out jack hammers and dynamite

Soo it is rock bottom? Because there were puhlenty of explosions for Mizzou and Vanderbilt..

 

[Jimmy Football]

So you neutered gents... how long before you can.... you know....

Solve differential equations? Basically right away. So no worries there.

 

[ChismsHeadband]

BTW wasn't Joejuan Williams committed to us before flipping to Vandy? Former 4* safety from mid-state?

 

[Pepe_Silvia]

I assume the basketball team. Aka the only relevant team at the university.

No they just keep mentioning our game against Vandy and Jalen Hurd.

 

[Tennessee Golfer]

Vandy playing dirty. Lowlifes