Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

[Obsessed]

I'm getting me a pair of cowboy boots.....because I want to.....and to aggravate the wife and daughters. They don't like them, but I don't give a damn.
Any of you guys have a history with the various skins? I'm leaning toward leather or distressed leather, but lizard or caiman would most likely be better aggravators.
Any suggestions or past experiences?

Distressed leather

 

[NorthDallas40]

I'm getting me a pair of cowboy boots.....because I want to.....and to aggravate the wife and daughters. They don't like them, but I don't give a damn.
Any of you guys have a history with the various skins? I'm leaning toward leather or distressed leather, but lizard or caiman would most likely be better aggravators.
Any suggestions or past experiences?

So first things first. You want squared toes, rounded toes, or cockroach killers? Squared heels or cut in heels? And for your first pair I’d recommend a nice pair of good ole cowhide to start and from there. Find the boot form that fits your foot and style and THEN drop some money on the material. I’ve always just stuck with cowhide.

 

[NorthDallas40]

Here is my favorite daily boot. Great starter boot in my opinion.

JUSTIN BOOTS #2253 BUCK BAY APACHE

 

[hog88]

You are a heartless monster.

Without a doubt.

 

[Obsessed]

So first things first. You want squared toes, rounded toes, or cockroach killers? Squared heels or cut in heels? And for your first pair I’d recommend a nice pair of good ole cowhide to start and from there. Find the boot form that fits your foot and style and THEN drop some money on the material. I’ve always just stuck with cowhide.

I personally hate square toes.

 

[McDad]

Gotta have roach killers so he can add this accessory

 

[NorthDallas40]

I personally hate square toes.

As do i. But they are in the decision matrix. And they are fairly functional for an everyday farm work boot.

The Justin Apaches I linked above are my favorites. Classic, simple, comfortable, and fairly functional. Only the smallest cockroaches in the tightest corners can escape them.

 

[NorthDallas40]

Gotta have roach killers so he can add this accessory
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Lol I have s soft top pair of ACMEs with tips and heels. They look like porn star boots. I haven’t worn them in probably 20 years... since my porn star days.

 

[McDad]

Lol I have s soft top pair of ACMEs with tips and heels. They look like porn start boots. I haven’t worn them in probably 20 years... since my porn star days.

Ah yes. Gay porn's Golden Age.

 

[NorthDallas40]

Ah yes. Gay porn's Golden Age.

Walked squarely into that... wearing my gay porn star boots!

 

[DancingOutlaw]

Shepler’s or Boot Barn will have Black Friday sales. I am partial to Lucchese’s but their exotics can be pricey. You do need to go somewhere and try them on to figure out what width and toe you prefer, also sizes can differ slightly between brands. They should be a bit tight at first but will fit to your foot with wear.

 

[0nelilreb]

Shepler’s or Boot Barn will have Black Friday sales. I am partial to Lucchese’s but their exotics can be pricey. You do need to go somewhere and try them on to figure out what width and toe you prefer, also sizes can differ slightly between brands. They should be a bit tight at first but will fit to your foot with wear.

That’s the one I was talking about earlier , mine didn’t cost near that but it was several years ago

 

[Orangeslice13]

Got the BMW back today and it’s beat.
If it’s not a total I’ll be shocked

 

[DinkinFlicka]

I'm getting me a pair of cowboy boots.....because I want to.....and to aggravate the wife and daughters. They don't like them, but I don't give a damn.
Any of you guys have a history with the various skins? I'm leaning toward leather or distressed leather, but lizard or caiman would most likely be better aggravators.
Any suggestions or past experiences?

Wingtip distressed leather. Anything else will have you looking like you Suck at Luke Bryan concerts.

 

[1972 Grad]

Got the BMW back today and it’s beat.
If it’s not a total I’ll be shocked View attachment 174417

I told you not to loan it to Dink.

 

[SpaceCoastVol]

At the taping of the Maury show. View attachment 174284

Have you gotten your results yet?

 

[SpaceCoastVol]

Gotta have roach killers so he can add this accessory
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I think our kicker should wear those.

 

[LouderVol]

All is right in the world.

 

[DancingOutlaw]

All is right in the world.

Good setup. You can see every guy walking through the front door and intrigue them with your book reading. I bet you clean up tonight.

 

[1972 Grad]

All is right in the world.

Damn bookworm.

 

[DinkinFlicka]

All is right in the world.

Fantasy nerd!

 

[VolStrom]

Wingtip distressed leather. Anything else will have you looking like you Suck at Luke Bryan concerts.

As Andrew Dice Clay once said "either you sick dick or you don't Suck, there is no in between"

 

[Carl Pickens]

Gotta have roach killers so he can add this accessory
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Those would be the crowning achievement and ultimate enhancement in my efforts to troll the wife and kids.
My daughter was in a summer basketball league at Ensworth and we had to take two cars and meet at the gym once so I left the house separately. I wore the crocs I wear around the house just to freak them out. I figured Ensworth with all the artsy fartsy would be as good of a place as any.

 

[Carl Pickens]

As Andrew Dice Clay once said "either you sick dick or you don't Suck, there is no in between"

And that's the truth

 

[Carl Pickens]

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That’s the one I was talking about earlier , mine didn’t cost near that but it was several years ago

Elephant does look cool and amazingly durable.... little more than I want to pay though. I'm looking at justva casual distressed leather type boot or maybe bison