Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

[DinkinFlicka]

It was a joke sweetie.

Lesson #1- Always carry a woman to the theatre and pack her purse with snacks.

Any more tidbits of wisdom from the single wide?

 

[AirVol]

Any more tidbits of wisdom from the single wide?

Nah, it’s double now. Even got polyester curtains and a redwood deck.

Here’s my office.

 

[1972 Grad]

Nah, it’s double now. Even got polyester curtains and a redwood deck.

Here’s my office. View attachment 164033

Is that the same foot that you're going to stick up his ass?

 

[AirVol]

Is that the same foot that you're going to stick up his ass?

Lol no, I don’t want her ass near my foot.

 

[Grand Vol]

I just saw a convertible Smart Car.

Just when I thought they couldn't get any uglier.

 

[Mick]

Nah, it’s double now. Even got polyester curtains and a redwood deck.

Here’s my office. View attachment 164033

That bookcase is missing something.

 

[Grand Vol]

Pretty close to Tennessee Orange as well.

 

[Squints]

That bookcase is missing something.

You just can’t see the other end....

 

[AirVol]

That bookcase is missing something.

Backlit Power T is all it needs. I cleaned off years of junk on those empty shelves.

 

[Mick]

Backlit Power T is all it needs. I cleaned off years of junk on those empty shelves.

It's perfect then. Now you have extra space to put more junk.

 

[DancingOutlaw]

I just saw a convertible Smart Car.

Just when I thought they couldn't get any uglier.

Hard top is for closed casket funeral. Convertible is for cremation.

 

[joevol33]

Did Luther survive the Volnation crossover?

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

Did Luther survive the Volnation crossover?

School started back and he entered 4th grade this year.

 

[Ernest T. Vol]

'Mater sammiches seem to be winding up for this year. Best part of summertime.

 

[1972 Grad]

'Mater sammiches seem to be winding up for this year. Best part of summertime.

With mayo or Miracle Whip, on white bread of course.

 

[LouderVol]

speaking of fresh maters, got some canned ones a week ago and made some sketti. Also so much better than getting store bought.

 

[Ernest T. Vol]

With mayo or Miracle Whip, on white bread of course.

Bread has to be fresh squishy Kerns white sandwich bread. Maybe a slice of cheese or bologna.

 

[hog88]

With mayo or Miracle Whip, on white bread of course.

Miracle Whip is for communists.

 

[DancingOutlaw]

With mayo or Miracle Whip, on white bread of course.

JFG salad dressing preferred to miracle whip if available.

 

[AirVol]

With mayo or Miracle Whip, on white bread of course.

With lots of pepper.

 

[tumscalcium]

With mayo or Miracle Whip, on white bread of course.

 

[Ernest T. Vol]

Miracle Whip is for communists.

I've flip flopped on this issue. It's been a JFG summer.

 

[hog88]

I've flip flopped on this issue. It's been a JFG summer.

I won't allow MW in the house. Hellmanns, Dukes, JFG are all welcome.

 

[1972 Grad]

I won't allow MW in the house. Hellmanns, Dukes, JFG are all welcome.

This is where you and I have a falling out. Miracle Whip for the win!

 

[LouderVol]

This is where you and I have a falling out. Miracle Whip for the win!

since Ob has disappeared and hog is off the list can I get their shares?