How do we know if 95 is awake?

[Orangeslice13]

Someone should start a thread about this

 

[Behr]

Whichever mod knocked is ass out will let us know.

 

[Weezer]

I heard 95 sleep eats? True?

 

[508mikey]

Scooter wont start in the cold weather -- I guess he has his own Pizza Hut and Jimmy Johns delivery man

 

[GreveHaller]

if he's curled in the fetal position sobbing like usual, he's awake

 

[Weezer]

if he's curled in the fetal position sobbing like usual, he's awake

It is physically impossible for 95 to curl up in the fetal position. And he never cries, he just has a severe drooling problem.

 

[joevol33]

Ninjas never sleep

 

[malinoisvol]

Y'all STFU!

95 is a unique and precious treasure of VN.

(0123 4567 8901 1122...000)

 

[Weezer]

Y'all STFU!

95 is a unique and precious treasure of VN.

(0123 4567 8901 1122...000)

I am the Dalai Lama. My enlightenment allows me to speak about whomever I choose to.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Scooter wont start in the cold weather -- I guess he has his own Pizza Hut and Jimmy Johns delivery man

He loves Hardee's

 

[malinoisvol]

I am the Dalai Lama. My enlightenment allows me to speak about whomever I choose to.

Agreed. However, I got a golf tourney to win.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

He loves Hardee's

Who doesn't?

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Who doesn't?

Me

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

Internet traffic spikes on LadyBoy porno websites.

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Me

Me either

 

[joevol33]

FWIW, I’m awake.

 

[NEVolFan]

FWIW, I’m awake.

Bossman says thanks Joe.

 

[joevol33]

Bossman says thanks Joe.

Tell Al to keep the lights on!

 

[NEVolFan]

You used your one wish wisely...

 

[joevol33]

You used your one wish wisely...

Boom

 

[Tin Man]

I am the Dalai Lama.

Liar.

 

[Tin Man]

Good morning, 95.

 

[Weezer]

The coolest thing about 95 is his resemblance to Fat Buddha.

Only 95 has bigger nipples.

 

[Weezer]

Liar.

Dammit, I don't lie. The negative karma would infect my enlightenment.

 

[Weezer]

Who doesn't?

Just wanted to see how it fit.