Things to Keep Out of Your Mouth

[95 Vol Alum]

I’ll try to claim minority status next time I search for a job and let you know how it pans out.

Might could get in with the Cochrane firm. I hear that is the pinnacle of lawyering.

 

[Leximax]

Might could get in with the Cochrane firm. I hear that is the pinnacle of lawyering.

I already worked at a massive plaintiff’s firm in south Texas. I prefer my conscience not keeping me awake at night.

 

[Coastypop]

I am willing to concede that you might be white.

Unsure ?

 

[Coastypop]

I’ll try to claim minority status next time I search for a job and let you know how it pans out.

Are you Elizabeth Warren?

 

[508mikey]

I have asked about getting my name changed. There was no response. I am not going with that though.

I bet Charlie did

 

[Leximax]

Are you Elizabeth Warren?

Got me.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

I already worked at a massive plaintiff’s firm in south Texas. I prefer my conscience not keeping me awake at night.

You feel uncomfortable representing fat people?

 

[Orangeslice13]

Time to rename Gonzo.

Please help in the new thread

 

[Leximax]

You feel uncomfortable representing fat people?

Nope, just Mexicans. I feel like blue font is necessary when joking about racism.

 

[Coastypop]

Nope, just Mexicans. I feel like blue font is necessary when joking about racism.

Blue font unnecessary in zone .... everything here is blue font

 

[Orangeslice13]

Nope, just Mexicans. I feel like blue font is necessary when joking about racism.

We have a legitimate Mexican hateing rasist that posts here from time to time.
We’ve given up on blue font here.

Just assume everything in the zone is in blue font.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

But if you use blue font how will anyone ever misunderstand and get all mad and butthurt? F*** 'em if they can't take a joke.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Blue font unnecessary in zone .... everything here is blue font

Lol

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Nope, just Mexicans. I feel like blue font is necessary when joking about racism.

I think you’ll fit right in at the Cochrane Firm.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Blue font is for dirty white honkeys.

 

[Coastypop]

Blue font is for dirty white honkeys.

Leave me outa this

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Wait. We aren't just supposed to assume everything is sarcasm in the Zone? Have I been doing it wrong the whole time?

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Wait. We aren't just supposed to assume everything is sarcasm in the Zone? Have I been doing it wrong the whole time?

Yes, but not for the reason you think.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Yes, but not for the reason you think.

As long as I'm in the dark, I can live with it.

 

[Behr]

We have a legitimate Mexican hateing rasist that posts here from time to time.
We’ve given up on blue font here.

Just assume everything in the zone is in blue font.

Fawk him. Hope lighting strikes...well never mind.

 

[Coastypop]

As long as I'm in the dark, I can live with it.

We are all in the dark

 

[Orangeslice13]

Fawk him. Hope lighting strikes...well never mind.

It’s built out of metal this time. He might get electrocuted but it should not burn.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

It’s built out of metal this time. He might get electrocuted but it should not burn.

Neat. It's like a riddle.

 

[Coastypop]

It’s built out of metal this time. He might get electrocuted but it should not burn.

Lulz

 

[joevol33]

We are all in the dark

Is everyone dark? I gotta know who not to like based on pigmentation