Things to Keep Out of Your Mouth

[buckfama]

Lexi!!!

Just for giggles

 

[Behr]

Whatch out dude, Lexi got a gun.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Lexi sounds lovely and I can't count the number of times the sammich maker put mayonnaise on my sammich after I told the waiter I didn't want it on there and I had to send it back.

 

[Weezer]

Lexi sounds lovely and I can't count the number of times the sammich maker put mayonnaise on my sammich after I told the waiter I didn't want it on there and I had to send it back.

You said her name, Squirrel. Chuck is gonna hunt you down. Poor guy doesn't know what he's getting into when he messes with you.

 

[hmanvolfan]

I will go all crazy ass squirrel on his ass!

 

[Leximax]

Are you challenging Mrs. Mexico to a Waffle House melee?

No. I can’t handle the heat coming off either one of them. It’s enough to spoil the sour cream and mayo. Plus, I like man buns and tattoos.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Aren't man buns for gay dudes?

 

[Leximax]

Whatch out dude, Lexi got a gun.

Awww, behr. You care enough to see my posts elsewhere. Purty gun though, right?

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Awww, behr. You care enough to see my posts elsewhere. Purty gun though, right?

Are you accusing Behr of being a stalker?

 

[Leximax]

Are you accusing Behr of being a stalker?

Are you?

 

[Leximax]

Aren't man buns for gay dudes?

That’s racist. Or sexist. Or some sort of discriminatory.

 

[Orangeslice13]

It must be made with a spiced rum and coke.

I really miss drinkin

 

[Unknown Muppet]

I really miss drinkin

I have asked about getting my name changed. There was no response. I am not going with that though.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Are you?

Of course.

 

[hmanvolfan]

That’s racist. Or sexist. Or some sort of discriminatory.

Gee, thanks.:blush:

 

[Behr]

Awww, behr. You care enough to see my posts elsewhere. Purty gun though, right?

Yea, but that's when I thought you were Mexican.

Its a fine gun, for a white girl.

 

[Behr]

I really miss drinkin

There are times I really do too.

 

[Orangeslice13]

I have asked about getting my name changed. There was no response. I am not going with that though.

What was wrong with that?

 

[Leximax]

Yea, but that's when I thought you were Mexican.

Its a fine gun, for a white girl.

At least that’s no longer up for discussion.

 

[Orangeslice13]

At least that’s no longer up for discussion.

Nobody wants to assume your gender.
It wouldn’t be right.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

At least that’s no longer up for discussion.

I am willing to concede that you might be white.

 

[joevol33]

Getting wild up in here

 

[Behr]

At least that’s no longer up for discussion.

Lulz, wanna bet?

This ain't the pube.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

If you are covered in ink, can you claim white?

 

[Leximax]

If you are covered in ink, can you claim white?

I’ll try to claim minority status next time I search for a job and let you know how it pans out.