I think we're missing something and need to flip the script in our understanding of D4H in that he really does have a gift...at being wrong.
Really, think about it, if somebody gave you a list of possible outcomes how many of you think you could intentionally select the wrong answer more often than D4H does naturally?
Now, if you want to go more X Files about it, what if D4H actually has the ability to manipulate outcomes? What if he can actually make things unhappen merely by saying they will? For instance, what if Washington and USC were actually destined to win until D4H's DUFUS (Dynamic Universal Forced Unhappening Superpower) kept that from taking place?
Scary thought I know but can anyone deny the mounting evidence of someone being THAT wrong THAT often?
Really, think about it, if somebody gave you a list of possible outcomes how many of you think you could intentionally select the wrong answer more often than D4H does naturally?
Now, if you want to go more X Files about it, what if D4H actually has the ability to manipulate outcomes? What if he can actually make things unhappen merely by saying they will? For instance, what if Washington and USC were actually destined to win until D4H's DUFUS (Dynamic Universal Forced Unhappening Superpower) kept that from taking place?
Scary thought I know but can anyone deny the mounting evidence of someone being THAT wrong THAT often?
