Neyland I (Formerly known as Gruden Thread)

[Volzonya]

Well now I feel like a fool. I had no idea. I suppose I owe Charlie an apology.

You? Apologize? Kinda like ape opening the truck door for a lady...

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Joseph Smith was a pork fan? I had no idea.

 

[Charlie Kelly]

Nope.
He eats bacon.
Please continue

Hey!

He still doesn’t owe me an apology.

 

[NorCalVol67]

Joseph Smith was a pork fan? I had no idea.

I was too lazy to create my own meme using Patrick Henry. And I see no reason why Joseph Smith would not be a fan of pork, as long as he had it without beer or a cola.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Joseph Smith was a pork fan? I had no idea.

He liked to pork.


Multiple wives.
Often sisters.

 

[Volzonya]

Hey!

He still doesn’t owe me an apology.

A beer maybe?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I was too lazy to create my own meme using Patrick Henry. And I see no reason why Joseph Smith would not be a fan of pork, as long as he had it without beer or a cola.

I agree. He probably was a pork fan.

 

[Volzonya]

Who tha **** is Joseph Smith?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Who tha **** is Joseph Smith?

One of the biggest pimps of all time.

 

[Volzonya]

Valero bowl

 

[Volzonya]

One of the biggest pimps of all time.

Oh. I used to be rather expansive in useless knowledge. Mixing Zoloft and alcohol wiped me clean.

 

[NorCalVol67]

He liked to pork.


Multiple wives.
Often sisters.

Bacon. Bring some home to the wives.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Oh. I used to be rather expansive in useless knowledge. Mixing Zoloft and alcohol wiped me clean.

That sounds delicious.

 

[Charlie Kelly]

A beer maybe?

We could settle over a beer. As long as he keeps Lexi’s name out of his mouth.

 

[Charlie Kelly]

Oh. I used to be rather expansive in useless knowledge. Mixing Zoloft and alcohol wiped me clean.

Did that for years. Not recommended.

 

[Volzonya]

We could settle over a beer. As long as he keeps Lexi’s name out of his mouth.

Squints was right. Going for my second towel.

 

[Volzonya]

And my second jager bomb...

 

[Charlie Kelly]

Squints was right. Going for my second towel.

Keep your eyes open.

Don’t put her name in your mouth.

If we were in person, it would be a different story.

 

[Volzonya]

Helluva game going on!

 

[Weezer]

We could settle over a beer. As long as he keeps Lexi’s name out of his mouth.

She seems to enjoy the banter, yet you continue to act as if she can't respond for herself. That kind of jealousy and obsessiveness is worrisome.

Lexi, if you really think someone broke into your house without taking anything, check for hidden cameras.


Not that the two are related.

 

[Leximax]

Alright, I’m gonna stop this **** swinging contest right now since mine is obviously bigger than all of y’alls. Night fellas. 🤗

 

[Volzonya]

Keep your eyes open.

Don’t put her name in your mouth.

If we were in person, it would be a different story.

No offense Charlie. Just caught me like getting carded for cigs. The banter and all.

 

[Volzonya]

Alright, I’m gonna stop this **** swinging contest right now since mine is obviously bigger than all of y’alls. Night fellas. 🤗

Umm... Boom?

 

[Volzonya]

Man that tcu train horn travels!

 

[Charlie Kelly]

Man that tcu train horn travels!

TCU will win.