Neyland I (Formerly known as Gruden Thread)

[Leximax]

Aight, we've gone all nuthouse in here...... WTH is this?

I, for one, have too much time on my hands being back in Charlotte bur not really back to work.

 

[Leximax]

Good lowered. Lulz.

Pretty simple. Charlie said I told you two you couldn't talk anymore. Charlie misunderstood, terribly, or made that up. I gave him the benefit of doubt that he misunderstood.

I simply told him, if he misunderstands YOU Lexi, as bad as he misunderstands ME, it could get ugly....between you two.

I then offered my advice, as well as the others advice in the Zone in case that happened.

Carry on.

My wayward son.

 

[Volzonya]

Good. I'm not banned. Lol. Yeah I knew the zone was about humorous insults. I also knew that any newcomers would get hit from all sides. Some of those guys are hilarious. I never took anything personal, but I find it hard to not be profanely crass when talking to friends in social situations. Add alcohol and relative anonymity and ima get banned with a quickness. Probably better off staying here.

 

[Charlie Kelly]

Good lowered. Lulz.

Pretty simple. Charlie said I told you two you couldn't talk anymore. Charlie misunderstood, terribly, or made that up. I gave him the benefit of doubt that he misunderstood.

I simply told him, if he misunderstands YOU Lexi, as bad as he misunderstands ME, it could get ugly....between you two.

I then offered my advice, as well as the others advice in the Zone in case that happened.

Carry on.

Charlie is well aware of what you said. Keep her name out of your mouth and we’ll be fine.

 

[joevol33]

You know, the Zone is just a place where we laugh and play. Freak put the kibosh on our blood in, blood out ritual, but I'm sensing hurt on your part. It's almost like you have a stick up your butt. I thought we were playing along nicely, but somehow you're feelings got hurt. I mean, on the one hand, our words mean nothing to you, but on the other, they mean enough for you to come here and disparage us. Color me confused.

Lexi, this is another example of how forum standards differ as you jump around. Boundaries and rules stretch differently. Nothing is ever truly personal in the zone. We laugh at ourselves. That's kind of the point.

Wait, you meant you loved me right?

 

[Charlie Kelly]

Good. I'm not banned. Lol. Yeah I knew the zone was about humorous insults. I also knew that any newcomers would get hit from all sides. Some of those guys are hilarious. I never took anything personal, but I find it hard to not be profanely crass when talking to friends in social situations. Add alcohol and relative anonymity and ima get banned with a quickness. Probably better off staying here.

I hope you never get banned. You’re my type of people.

 

[joevol33]

I thought it was all in good fun too. I don’t mind the banter one bit. I like to dish it out, so I obviously know I’m going to have to take it too (twss). Why would my feelings be hurt? Isn’t the diatribe part of the game we’re all playing?

I didn’t disparage anyone. All I did was call attention to the ridiculousness of someone telling Charlie to be careful or things were going to get really ugly. WTH is that? We’re on a message board. There are people trading jabs all over these forums in the spirit of sarcastic banter. If someone crosses the line, it’s not a big deal, we’re all adults and should be able to simply say to the other person, “hey that was too far, etc.” but that was just odd, who did Charlie offend to warrant sending someone over here from the zone to scold him? Y’all joke about us? We can’t joke about you? I thought the whole thing was silly so I said something. I’m not mad. I just wish everyone would get back to calling joe a racist and insinuating I’m a tranny so I can make fun of them in return. We know our message board romance gets a few of the zoners’ goats, so of course we’re going to continue to poke that behr. Turnabout is fair play. 😜

Joe is also mentally unstable!

 

[Charlie Kelly]

Aight, we've gone all nuthouse in here...... WTH is this?

Missed you

 

[Leximax]

Charlie is well aware of what you said. Keep her name out of your mouth and we’ll be fine.

It’s all good, Charlie. We’re going to go back to poking the Behr. Behr is going to go back to judging us. And everyone is going to keep making fun of each other. Crisis averted. Nothing is ****ed man, nothing is ****ed. 😏

 

[Charlie Kelly]

It’s all good, Charlie. We’re going to go back to poking the Behr. Behr is going to go back to judging us. And everyone is going to keep making fun of each other. Crisis averted. Nothing is ****ed man, nothing is ****ed. 😏

As you wish, love.

 

[Leximax]

Oklahoma State Cowboys Mike Gundy offensive coordinator internet

 

[Charlie Kelly]

Oklahoma State Cowboys Mike Gundy offensive coordinator internet

Sounds like my kind of guy. Thanks, Lex.

 

[Charlie Kelly]

You know, the Zone is just a place where we laugh and play. Freak put the kibosh on our blood in, blood out ritual, but I'm sensing hurt on your part. It's almost like you have a stick up your butt. I thought we were playing along nicely, but somehow you're feelings got hurt. I mean, on the one hand, our words mean nothing to you, but on the other, they mean enough for you to come here and disparage us. Color me confused.

Lexi, this is another example of how forum standards differ as you jump around. Boundaries and rules stretch differently. Nothing is ever truly personal in the zone. We laugh at ourselves. That's kind of the point.

We’re good, friend. I laugh at myself all the time. Only way to stay sane. I’m totally down for self depreciation.

I like you. Read your posts and you seem like a great guy.

Just keep her name out of it. That’s all.

 

[Volzonya]

I hope you never get banned. You’re my type of people.

Back atcha Charlie. Off work a couple days?

 

[Charlie Kelly]

Back atcha Charlie. Off work a couple days?

Off until Monday night bud. They let me off Sunday.

 

[Volzonya]

Off until Monday night bud. They let me off Sunday.

That's awesome. Relax and do whatever the hell you want man.

 

[Orangeslice13]

The injured Glutes are strong in this thread

 

[Weezer]

Aight, we've gone all nuthouse in here...... WTH is this?

We're bringing life back to your thread. You're welcome.

 

[Volzonya]

The injured Glutes are strong in this thread

Well I showered today. Missed my waxing appointment though.

 

[Weezer]

I thought it was all in good fun too. I don’t mind the banter one bit. I like to dish it out, so I obviously know I’m going to have to take it too (twss). Why would my feelings be hurt? Isn’t the diatribe part of the game we’re all playing?

I didn’t disparage anyone. All I did was call attention to the ridiculousness of someone telling Charlie to be careful or things were going to get really ugly. WTH is that? We’re on a message board. There are people trading jabs all over these forums in the spirit of sarcastic banter. If someone crosses the line, it’s not a big deal, we’re all adults and should be able to simply say to the other person, “hey that was too far, etc.” but that was just odd, who did Charlie offend to warrant sending someone over here from the zone to scold him? Y’all joke about us? We can’t joke about you? I thought the whole thing was silly so I said something. I’m not mad. I just wish everyone would get back to calling joe a racist and insinuating I’m a tranny so I can make fun of them in return. We know our message board romance gets a few of the zoners’ goats, so of course we’re going to continue to poke that behr. Turnabout is fair play. 😜

Only Behr can explain what Behr meant, and it appears he did, but threats are common Zone parlance. Where do you think the Waffle House fights originated?

 

[Orangeslice13]

Well I showered today. Missed my waxing appointment though.

Figured that would prevent injury

 

[Volzonya]

Figured that would prevent injury

I'll be chugging cocao powder here directly.

 

[Weezer]

Good. I'm not banned. Lol. Yeah I knew the zone was about humorous insults. I also knew that any newcomers would get hit from all sides. Some of those guys are hilarious. I never took anything personal, but I find it hard to not be profanely crass when talking to friends in social situations. Add alcohol and relative anonymity and ima get banned with a quickness. Probably better off staying here.

We've gotten away with far worse. And it takes a lot to get banned.


I miss Billy C.

 

[Weezer]

We’re good, friend. I laugh at myself all the time. Only way to stay sane. I’m totally down for self depreciation.

I like you. Read your posts and you seem like a great guy.

Just keep her name out of it. That’s all.

Unclench. I will continue joking with Lexi despite your testosterone filled possessiveness, but it's okay. I am not trying to steal her(possibly him), from you.

 

[Charlie Kelly]

That's awesome. Relax and do whatever the hell you want man.

Laundry is the most likely option. Maybe a few beers.