Name your most hated ESPN analyst

#26
#26
Stewart Scott just doesn't report sports news, he does it in his own way like he's the intro monolouge of SNL or Letterman, I don't think he's very funny, but he thinks he is. And whats with that lazy eye and glasses thing?:crazy:
 
#27
#27
dan4vols said:
Stewart Scott just doesn't report sports news, he does it in his own way like he's the intro monolouge of SNL or Letterman, I don't think he's very funny, but he thinks he is. And whats with that lazy eye and glasses thing?:crazy:
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He got busted in the eye with a football shot from a jugs machine at Jets camp a few years back...can't make that up
 
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#28
#28
Doris Burke b/c she wanted to make CP cry in the championship game. Her words. Also hate Lou holtz. i'll never forget when he spit on mark may when they were face to face and mark may couldn't do anything. funniest thing i've ever seen. close second was when in 2006 usc/nd college gameday and they were talking a/b a sad story. after the story they went to commercial break and everyone was quiet. Then some drunk usc fan yells out "the four horsemen were gay" my brother and I were crackin up forever.
 
#29
#29
Anyone from the Big 10. I look forward to having an SEC guy on ESPN one day. Manning maybe.:eek:k:
 
#31
#31
zjcvols said:
Doris Burke b/c she wanted to make CP cry in the championship game. Her words. Also hate Lou holtz. i'll never forget when he spit on mark may when they were face to face and mark may couldn't do anything. funniest thing i've ever seen. close second was when in 2006 usc/nd college gameday and they were talking a/b a sad story. after the story they went to commercial break and everyone was quiet. Then some drunk usc fan yells out "the four horsemen were gay" my brother and I were crackin up forever.
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HAHAHA that second story is hilarious im still laughing! hahaha good God I hate Notre Dame! I have to get a shirt that says that. I remember a few years back when GT played ND they made shirts that said "Rudy was offsides" on it. the four horsemen were gay haha!
 
#32
#32
Does Skip Bayless not count as an analyst? Whether he does or doesn't, he is by far my most hated person at ESPN. Hands down.
 
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#33
jcolli30 said:
Does Skip Bayless not count as an analyst? Whether he does or doesn't, he is by far my most hated person at ESPN. Hands down.
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He doesn't deserve to be referred to as an "analyst". He has to be the dumbest Vandy grad in the modern era...
 
#34
#34
analyst: probably holtz due to his strategy for picking winners of games, but he's just over musberger - only b/c the musberger "tree-huggers" comment cracked me up during the cal game

non-anaylist: Skip Bayless
 
#38
#38
Ok...having watched Bob Griese today on College Gameday, I don't think he spit out a totally coherent sentence the entire show. He was almost as bad a Lou Holtz.
 
#41
#41
Granny Lou.

"Notre Dame is gonna shurprissshhhhee alot of people thissshhhhh year. Mark it down, fooolssshhhh."

Not an exact quote.
 
#43
#43
I would have to say that I lost all respect for Herby last year during the Cal game. All he kept saying was, "This is the SEC? Why is Cal winning? Where is the vaunted SEC defense?" and yadda yadda.

Then his precious Ohio State gets blown out again at the end of the year and he says, "This is the SEC and they're that good."

Hypocrite.

By the way, those were not direct quotes, but you get my drift.
 
#44
#44
"Shouth Carolina ish by far the besht team in college football, right next to the Notre Dame Fighting Irish. They will play for the nashional championship thish year." -Typical Lou Holtz lol
 
#45
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DarthVisor said:
"Shouth Carolina ish by far the besht team in college football, right next to the Notre Dame Fighting Irish. They will play for the nashional championship thish year." -Typical Lou Holtz lol
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What about his pep talks?

"MEN! You're the bessshhhht team in the country and you're gonna prove it today. Even though you got beat by 15 teamsh by an average of 24 pointttshhhh, thisshhhshsshsh ishhh our time now. Thissshhh isshhsh our firssht sshhtep to a natshhtional championsshisshiipp. SHTACK THE DRAW AND POUND THE KICKING GAME TO BREAK THE DEFENSHHIVESHETNOTREDAMESHHSSHH LET'SH GO!"
 
#48
#48
If we're talking about football then the answer is Holtz.

If we're talking about everyone at ESPN then it's Skip Bayless. This guy is the most clueless, braindead, idiotic personality in sports. How he still has a contract with ESPN is beyond me.

Also, I'm not much of a Jay Mariotti fan either.
 
#49
#49
Musberger sucks.

I assume everyone has seen this:

The Brent Musburger Drinking Game

WARNING!

Play at your own risk. It is conceivable your whole party will be passed out with 8 mins remaining in the 1st quarter.

*Note: Partner is spelled "Pardner," because that's the way Brent says it.

Rule #1: "The Pardner" A person is picked to be the Pardner at the beginning of the game. The first time Brent says "Pardner," the Pardner has to take 1 drink, and then picks someone else to be the Pardner. The next time Brent says it, the new Pardner has to take 2 drinks, and then pick a new Pardner, and so on and so on. The Pardner must wear a special "Pardner" hat.

Rule #2: "Folks" Everyone drinks 1 when Brent says "Folks." However, if Brent says "Hold on Folks", everyone must drink once but the first person to drink has to finish their drink for not holding on.

Rule #3: "It's a foot race!". Whenever Brent says "It's a foot race" everyone has to finish their drink. The first one done becomes "That Man" and gets to punch the Pardner in the arm.

Rule #4: "There's that man again". After someone becomes "That Man," they get to give away 3 drinks to someone of their choosing the next time Brent says "That Man." That person then becomes "That Man." If Brent says "That Man" before "It's a footrace," The Pardner becomes That Man. If The Pardner becomes That Man first, he gets to punch the new That Man in the arm twice after giving away the 3 drinks. There must also be a special hat for "That Man."

Rule #5: "Dr. Pepper". Every time Brent says "Dr. Pepper" everyone has to yell out "I'M A PEPPER!" and take 2 drinks. Afterwards, each person must give out a satisfied "AAAAAAAHHHHH!", as if in a Dr. Pepper commercial. Anyone who fails to do so must drink again.

Rule #6: "Jack Arute". Whenever Brent says "Our ol' buddy Jack Arute" everyone has to say "AROOOOOOT!" Last one to do it has to do a shot. If everyone does it simultaneously, the Pardner must do a shot.

Rule #7: "In the college game". Whenever Brent says this little gem, everyone must say "Shut the **** up Brent", drink 2, and punch the Pardner in the arm.

Rule #8: Mentioning a Big 10 school during a Big 12 game. Whenever Brent does this, the first person who names the Big 10 school's mascot gets to make somebody drink for 11 seconds, since there's 11 schools in the Big 10.

Rule #9: Calling a touchdown before the player actually scores. For example, during an interception return, Brent says "It's a touchdown!" before the player actually scores. In this case, everyone must start drinking and continue to drink until the player actually does score. If by some odd event, the player does NOT score, everyone must finish their drink.

Rule #10: "Gary, my man". Whenever Brent says "Gary, my man", the Pardner gets to choose someone to be Gary. From that point on, that person must be referred to as "Gary, my man" until the game is over. "Gary, my man" gets to give away 5 drinks the rest of the game any time Brent says "Gary, my man". If someone talks to "Gary, my man" without calling him that, they have to do a shot. If there is someone playing the game actually named Gary, that person is automatically "Gary, my man".

Rule #11: "The Major". If Brent has a pet nickname for one of the players during the game, for example calling Major Applewhite "The Major", everyone must drink 5 anytime Brent uses this nickname. However, "Gary, my man" does not drink but gets to give away 5 drinks since this person already has a nickname of their own.

Rule #12: "John Saunders". The first time Brent quips with John Saunders, everyone must drink 1. The next time, everyone must drink 2, and so on and so on.

Rule #13: In the booth. Whenever there's a camera shot of Brent in the booth, the Pardner must make a toast to Brent. After the toast, everyone must drink 1.

Rule #14: "My Friend" Every Pardner gets to choose a "Friend." The friend must always get up to get the Pardner another drink (since the Pardner will be doing quite a bit of that). However, when Brent utters "My Friend" the friend gets to punch the Pardner in the arm for making him get up so much.
 
#50
#50
Speaking of Jay Marrioti i cant stand Tony Reali. Woody Page however is the man. represent.

My Favorite Announcer is YouTube - Football Announcer- "That's Kinda Gay"

Bamas stadium announcer makes me want to put a bullit in my head

finally even though i hate him, there is nothing that i enjoy more on a thursday night than holtz's pep talk in between a pointless Big East game
 
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