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Charlie Kelly said:
It really is. It’s driven me crazy most of my life.

I don’t have kids but if and when I do, I know I’m in for hell. If I don’t know what to do, I’ll just do the opposite of what my mother did with me.
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I guess we were pretty blessed. My sister and I are both a little complicated and odd, but I think my folks did a pretty good job raising us.
 
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My wife just called me crazy. I told her , I've always been crazy but it keeps me from going insane. Yeah I'm listening to waylon on the porch having a fruit roll up.
 
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VolunteerHillbilly said:
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Def not Christmas, but all about fambly (definitely NSFW). Note: after intensive research, I can state that this is the full, long, all-out dirty version. Crank it up!:

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nggqe-L9ZQ8[/youtube]

This is one of those songs that made me nearly wreck the car from laughing when I first heard it one night on the road to Indiana.

His daddy Larry wrote Lonesome Dove (Pulitzer Prize) and Terms of Endearment and The Last Picture Show and the screenplay for Brokeback Mountain and whatnot, so this family seems to know how to tell a story.

Hubs is Jewish and a musician and he really wants to start a band called [his name] and the Bad-Ass Hebrews, courtesy of this song.

Shameful confession: I told my kids when they were little (this was a complete lie) that they were prone to car-sickness, and that Benadryl would prevent this (this was also a complete lie). But hey, it got us 120 miles or so on down the road before anyone woke up and demanded to go to the bathroom.

#AMomsGottaDoWhatAMomsGottaDo
 
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Yes, I know about an over warm house...

Mother cranked up the heat to 77 just a bit ago. I'm close to melting about right now.
 
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VolNExile said:
Def not Christmas, but all about fambly (definitely NSFW). Note: after intensive research, I can state that this is the full, long, all-out dirty version. Crank it up!:

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nggqe-L9ZQ8[/youtube]

This is one of those songs that made me nearly wreck the car from laughing when I first heard it one night on the road to Indiana.

His daddy Larry wrote Lonesome Dove (Pulitzer Prize) and Terms of Endearment and The Last Picture Show and the screenplay for Brokeback Mountain and whatnot, so this family seems to know how to tell a story.

Hubs is Jewish and a musician and he really wants to start a band called [his name] and the Bad-Ass Hebrews, courtesy of this song.

Shameful confession: I told my kids when they were little (this was a complete lie) that they were prone to car-sickness, and that Benadryl would prevent this (this was also a complete lie). But hey, it got us 120 miles or so on down the road before anyone woke up and demanded to go to the bathroom.

#AMomsGottaDoWhatAMomsGottaDo
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Thanks! I had not hear him before that I recall.
 
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VolNExile said:
Def not Christmas, but all about fambly (definitely NSFW). Note: after intensive research, I can state that this is the full, long, all-out dirty version. Crank it up!:

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nggqe-L9ZQ8[/youtube]

This is one of those songs that made me nearly wreck the car from laughing when I first heard it one night on the road to Indiana.

His daddy Larry wrote Lonesome Dove (Pulitzer Prize) and Terms of Endearment and The Last Picture Show and the screenplay for Brokeback Mountain and whatnot, so this family seems to know how to tell a story.

Hubs is Jewish and a musician and he really wants to start a band called [his name] and the Bad-Ass Hebrews, courtesy of this song.

Shameful confession: I told my kids when they were little (this was a complete lie) that they were prone to car-sickness, and that Benadryl would prevent this (this was also a complete lie). But hey, it got us 120 miles or so on down the road before anyone woke up and demanded to go to the bathroom.

#AMomsGottaDoWhatAMomsGottaDo
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My mom and I gave my sister Dramamine driving across country when she was two bc she literally screamed the first 8 solid hours of the drive. 🤷🏽*♀️
 
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Volzonya said:
It hasn't stopped raining in 2 days. Flooding all around.
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No flooding here but I started with a rainsuit on this morning and by noon took it off. $100 and the damn thing leaked. I was soaked so I just worked without it.
 
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Volzonya said:
How do you post that stuff? I've tried and failed every time!
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ohboyohboyohboy, the bat call goes out for html:

1. pull up the YouTube video you want to post
2. copy the URL (highlight the window and do Control C or Command C if you're on Apple)
3. open a Volnation window, either reply or new post
4. type in 5. paste in the URL (control-V or...rl command. Apologies for any confusion. :hi:
 
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Granddaughter keeps taking my phone from me. She's took 500 pitchers of my ugly mug. Lol.. love her to death. I'm grateful this Christmas to spend time with all my kids and grands. It puts life and our sports in proper prospective.
 
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