Neyland I (Formerly known as Gruden Thread)

[VolNExile]

Sorry, y’all! So mr VNE is from a forum?

Yep. Created it when he was a corporate warrior.

It’s someone else’s baby now, thank God.

 

[VolunteerHillbilly]

I recall that you've mentioned that. It was more a thought in light of the VNE story. If you did have two catfishes, is it just a stalemate? Seems like something that has happened by now.

 

[Charlie Kelly]

Ive been thoroughly doxed. Showoff found all my social media and called the law school and found out when I attended. Haha

Jeez who would’ve thought it would take this long to let your neighbor’s kids play with your dog.

 

[Behr]

Don't ever put bandaids on the neighbors iguana while the their kids are playing on the monkey bars.

 

[Charlie Kelly]

Ive been thoroughly doxed. Showoff found all my social media and called the law school and found out when I attended. Haha

She’s super cute though.

 

[Leximax]

Jeez who would’ve thought it would take this long to let your neighbor’s kid’s play with your dog.

Yeah, I’m at the rents’!

 

[Leximax]

I recall that you've mentioned that. It was more a thought in light of the VNE story. If you did have two catfishes, is it just a stalemate? Seems like something that has happened by now.

Have you seen the original documentary catfish? It’s really disturbing!

 

[Leximax]

She’s super cute though.

Yeah, Charlie is posting photos of children online....

 

[Leximax]

She’s super cute though.

She is cute. You’re right.

 

[sona]

Have to vent about my dog. I let her out this morning and she came back smelling like nothing short of HELL... A cross between death and $hit! All the while literally fighting vomit due to the stench. I'm so pissed and trying desperately not to let this form my attitude for the day. Oh, did I mention she jumped on the damn bed on the way to her bath, having to wash bedding as well!

Scent masking! You have a dog that wants to hunt apparently. My little psycho does it as well, usually raccoon scat...shudder!

My worst was with a different dog though, she sought out otter poo. Absolutely revolting, but she was so proud all shat-up.

 

[Leximax]

Don't ever put bandaids on the neighbors iguana while the their kids are playing on the monkey bars.

Was that code for something?

 

[Behr]

Not with children present.

 

[Leximax]

Not with children present.

Ha!

 

[Leximax]

DId you finally fall asleep, Charlie?

 

[apevol]

what the **** is sleep

 

[apevol]

did we win the world cup yet

 

[Leximax]

what the **** is sleep

Me neither, ape! How goes it?

 

[apevol]

I'm really not sure what to do with my life now that I realize I'll never be able to fulfill my dream of having a parrot, and the plan's I'd made for its destiny

 

[Leximax]

I'm really not sure what to do with my life now that I realize I'll never be able to fulfill my dream of having a parrot, and the plan's I'd made for its destiny

What has crushed the parrot dream?

 

[Charlie Kelly]

DId you finally fall asleep, Charlie?

Nope, amazingly. Just making ziplines for kids and such. Ready to get back to the adults. Specifically you.

 

[Charlie Kelly]

what the **** is sleep

Why haven’t we played nightcrawlers lately!

 

[Charlie Kelly]

did we win the world cup yet

Unfortunately no. We don’t care enough to spend the type of money it takes to get a top tier coach. I’m still super pissed about it.

 

[MaTaLa]

Geezus...

This is like a MTV reject reality series.

 

[Leximax]

Why haven’t we played nightcrawlers lately!

What’s nightcrawlers?

 

[Leximax]

nope, amazingly. Just making ziplines for kids and such. Ready to get back to the adults. Specifically you.

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