Neyland I (Formerly known as Gruden Thread)

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Squints said:
I would advise against this. We are all human and have weaknesses, but don't encourage anyone to be sinful.

I tell myself this very thing regularly.

The Holy Spirit will do what needs to be done, no need to curse God.
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God needs to wake up.
 
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Woke up to thunder and rain this AM. Can't remember the last time it rained here. Has to have been months...

There'll be numerous inclement weather related accidents this AM as drivers are challenge beyond their driving talents.

An inch of rain here will shut portions of I-10/I-17 down.
 
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Made it the pub. I wonder how long it will be before all the threads about the coaches that Pruitt almost hired and the recruits he almost signed are also moved over here?
 
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MaTaLa said:
Woke up to thunder and rain this AM. Can't remember the last time it rained here. Has to have been months...

There'll be numerous inclement weather related accidents this AM as drivers are challenge beyond their driving talents.

An inch of rain here will shut portions of I-10/I-17 down.
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it's like Texas, no where for all that water to go
 
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Volzonya said:
Do apes get baptised?
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Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook venison steak. But all of Bubba’s neighbors were Catholic, and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating red meat on Friday.

The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest.

The priest came to visit Bubba and suggested that he become a Catholic.

After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass. The priest sprinkled holy water over him and said, “You were born a Baptist and raised as a Baptist, but now you are Catholic.”

Bubba’s neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood. The priest was called immediately by the neighbors.

As the priest rushed into Bubba’s yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement.

There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water, which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat while chanting, “You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you are a catfish.”
 
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Mornin', all. Looking at the unappetizing prospect of a 500-mile drive in the rain.

Ready to get back home, though.
 
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MaTaLa said:
Woke up to thunder and rain this AM. Can't remember the last time it rained here. Has to have been months...

There'll be numerous inclement weather related accidents this AM as drivers are challenge beyond their driving talents.

An inch of rain here will shut portions of I-10/I-17 down.
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I remember that from my years in California. Months of oil deposited on the pavement suddenly floating on the rainwater. Exciting times.
 
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